My attempt at Christmas, no money for a tree so I had to get creative. Gift wrap, packing tape and bows.4yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/lifehacks
Tits and Lips to match at least she’s identifiable by the collar5yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/Botchedsurgeries
She thought she looked like hot shit gave up the sauce and everything, I tried to give her some tips on blending and THAT’S when I discover she was a professional. She was not amused.4yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/BadMUAs
Not mine but my friend, she’s too humble to brag but she inspires me everyday! This is what I can only aspire to. #40yearsofmakeup5yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/makeuporganization
Soon to be legendary Sir John Phallustiff - found in Meredith Stouts hotel room.3yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/LowSodiumCyberpunk
LPT: It’s not manipulation if your trick them into doing what you want.7yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/coolguides
Had to confirm MUA status. Her clients look great, but every pic of her has this same heavy unblinded eye with this foundation blush combo. Very confusing.5yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/BadMUAs
I got him the day before Halloween 8 years ago. He's followed me through a dozen homes, and comes when I call his name. Happy birthday Ichabod! (That's a salmon 8 filled with tuna juice) (first post be gentle)11yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/aww
How can you tell a nearly 30, single lady? Note the cat birthday cake made of cat food and tuna juice. (Self) (cross posted from /r/aww)11yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/ForeverAlone
Most people are vaccinated some of those people have drug addiction therefore drugaddics have been vaccinated.5yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
As a recently unemployed person, I try to find reasons to wake up in the mornings (xpost from /r/motivation)11yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/pics
Finally caught my Cake Day!! Here's my only bit of OC in da woyld. It's been three years lurking around here, and I've seen amazing and horrifying things. Reddit is internet!8yr ⋅ Clownhooker ⋅ r/pics
