When you forget all your brushes and the lights go out so you have to apply your makeup with your fingers in the dark #justyouniquethings6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Same woman as my last post, but without the odd yellow tint and with glamorously glistening eyebrows.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Her hashtags say she'll take you on a girls night out. Her expression says she'll pay to have you kneecaped.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Prototype Camouflage - the pattern prevents the eye from focusing on the target to avoid risking damage.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
If you completely ignore the foundation and look only at her hair, she looks awesome!6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Belted, but since it's LLR she had to besmirch the only purpose of a waist level belt and sag the fabric over it.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
So many conflicting stripe directions that it looks like she's in Dazzle camouflage.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
I love a good cut crease, but the shocking amount of bad ones make me resent the concept a little bit.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
This is a rare case where I like the patterns, and I like them together, but NOT on these horrible baggy sacks.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
I see literally nothing worthy of real excitement. It's just all meh - although maybe I would be so overwhelmed that they matched up some stripes that everything would feel like it was coming up aces.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
If your foundation can't even cover the flaws on a nearly flawless face, it's probably not worth much.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Know what else you can use to wet your shadows? Water, and it's damn near free.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
May be that's why Younique has so many confident presenters. They trick them into believing that confident means sorrowful and disappointed.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
I actually think that #photography might be even worse than #smallbusiness in this case.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
I like that she labeled the colors so we could tell it was red and black. Just in case she had blended them too much to tell - don't worry hun, you didn't blend.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
My empty wallet would haunt me more... and my empty bank account would be a whole other level. But yeah, I'll be regretting that lack of new mascara on my deathbed.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Okay I'm sorry I cent come up with anything clever these are just the weirdest fucking socks.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
That's the expression you make when you hold up a half-rotted rat by the tail.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
She took that advice that selfies from above are flattering and really, really ran with it.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Out of all the possible faux pas, I think foundation mismatching hurts me most.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
It's different alright. Might not even have been bad if the material wasn't thin enough to show she's wearing a skirt as a dress under her real dress, but as it is, she's sealed her fate. In several layers of fabric.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
Apparently there's something wrong with buying clothes for their intended purpose.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
Imagine coming upon a group of people dressed like this on a Bourbon Street.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
All her selfie attempts were so special that she couldn't bear to leave one unposted...6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
When your lipstick wears off but you post the selfie anyway #justyouniquethings6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
If you cover everything above where the tip of her nose is, she doesn't look half bad.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Gotta capture what your lipstick looks like after 3 hours and a meal, right?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Amy has got to be one of the worst. This is a real human woman and she looks straight outta Minecraft with the lines of that shirt.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
