Excuse me ma'am, you appear to be suffering from a severe case of orangeitis. Have a baby wipe and try again.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
The Irma and Carly get a lot of well-deserved hate around here, but let us not forget this boxy and strangely short nightmare garment.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
I hate the pattern on this skirt so, so much. It's like fake crushed velvet. Someone could stab me and then burn this skirt and I would thank them.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
I have a passionate hatred of this print so I think something inside me withered when I saw it emblazoned on a face in Younique.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Like her head was cropped onto a different body. Match your foundation. Please.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Listen to the voice that's telling you it doesn't work. That's not your self doubt, it's your conscience.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
For the love of God, ma'am... put down the blush and come out with your hands up. Just set it down and come to me, we can get you a makeup wipe - you can still fix this!6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
If you think she's so lovely, why would you do her like that? Friends don't put friends in lipstick this color...6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
I thought this was fairly normal at first and was impressed, and then I saw the knot. They just can't resist, can they?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
She got the no blending memo - but she used the G word! Derek is gonna send out his enforcement squad!6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
As a fellow lesbian I hate to sell her out like this, but those brows are a problem.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
I hate the tank-over-tee look with a passion, but that's just the cherry on top here.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
I, for one, can say with certainty that this photo does not make me want to buy this product.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
The Younique Single Finger Swipe Technique transcends gender, language, and nation.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
This isn't a fucking YouTube challenge, it isn't about how many layers you can physically stand to don.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
This woman makes me feel like Bartleby the Scrivener because damn, I would prefer not to.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
I honestly don't understand how it's possible for eyeshadow to look like this. Left hand and eyes closed?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Let's play a game called How much money's worth of cream shadow did she use on this look?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
If you cover up her real face, you find the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Racoon eyes, frosty lips, and even a slight beehive. This lady has it all.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Between the brows and the way she contoured her nose to look wider, I'm not sure which is responsible for telling me that her eyeshadow looks great in comparison.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Girl please fix your lipstick... and by fix I mean use a different one...6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Are all their branded items supremely tacky or is that my opposition to Youniqueness coloring my judgment?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Looks like a consultant added this, but they did it for a reason - is there anything good about these clothes?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
She looks perturbed, just as I would if I suddenly found myself wearing something like that.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
These brows are not sisters, nor are they twins. More like a stepmother and the troubled wayward teen daughter of her much older husband.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
