You're in your room at not and you see this coming toward you on all fours (with 3D Fiber Lash Mascara clutched in a talon) - what do you do?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Some experiments, like the ones that resulted in this and sarin gas, should never have been conducted.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
If you asked me which pictures were before and which were after, I honestly couldn't tell you.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
She did this on ANOTHER PERSON. I hope she wasn't really going to prom.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Even in a casual wedding, if I were a bride I would be more than a little peeved if a guest showed up in clothes this loud.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
First of all, she's 21 and I don't know why she's doing prom makeup. Second of all, she calls herself a MUA in her bio. This isn't all Younique, but damn.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Did you know that yellow cursive over a picture background is aesthetically unfortunate?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
When in doubt, just scooch up your dress into a skirt. Oh wait, no. Don't do that.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
One foolproof way to make your terrible business worse: toss in some heavy handed bullshit about why buying a particular eyeshadow brand is /literally saving lives, y'all!/6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Well, she covered up her redness...and her lip shape...and the prettiness of her eyes...6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Her makeup looks fine, but her facial expression looks oddly...hostagey. This is a recurring theme with Younique.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
This Christmas, I want people to stop calling Younique a small business.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Impressed with the shadow but the hashtag hurts my heart. #GRACEFULBEYOUTY6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
When this brave woman filtered herself into the Uncanny Valley, she didn't turn back. She turned her face toward the new frontier and embraced it as she added one last tweak - oh, what about this one? That looks cool with- and this one makes the colors so pretty, one more wouldn't hurt...6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
She got my desired aesthetic at age 14 down pat. Noseless, raccoon eyed, all of it.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
The caller was DOA, sir. The only thing we found was... well... I'm gonna need you to see this for yourself.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
It's Opportunistic to sell people lipstick this patchy for twenty bucks.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
This frost queen is a little banged up from that bar brawl last night, but you should see the other guy.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Look how much it emphasizes all her pores... this lady needs a very different foundation.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Somehow, even when confronted by this pattern that looks like a product of Chthulhu's tentafingerpainting, the worst part for me is still pluralizing Irma as Irma's.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
If you're going to hashtag about lashes, shouldn't we be able to see them?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Ah yes, seeing all your dusty-ass palettes really makes me want to buy this stuff.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Okay, I think she looks fine, but... if this look is out of your comfort zone, maybe selling makeup might not be for you.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
LLR is such a resourceful company, they find inspiration everywhere - even the carpet of the DMV, where the fabric of this skirt was harvested!6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
It makes me uncomfortable even looking at this. Wearing two tight garments on your torso at the same time would be my eternal punishment in a Greek myth.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
At the intersection between Elf On The Shelf and Younique, there is only pain.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
I'm sorry, but just like I wouldn't let anybody orange near me with spray tan or anybody with dirty nails near me with the polish, I would never entrust my makeup to someone with those eyebrows.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
With all that print, the faux velvet is still winning the offensoveness award for me.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
If my child were in surgery, I too would do weird poses in the parking lot and try to sell shirts. Wouldn't we all?6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
Might be fun, but that doesn't mean aesthetically pleasing...Or that one should pay a hundred bucks for that look.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
Nice skin, amazingly long lower lashes, and an unceremonious blob of unpigmented shadow.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
LLR decided to save the Huns some time and money just this once by making the dress look unpleasantly layered all on its own.6yr ⋅ clostri ⋅ r/LuLaNo
