We are a cat jury who has found our human guilty of not feeding us on time. The courts are not enforsing the fines that come with such a charge. How do we guarantre justice is served?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
It has been 10 minutes ago since I was fed. I am starving and wasting away. The human posted a photo that shows I am all fur and bones. I needs food, can a pawyer get me food?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is trying to insult me by having me sits in a double stuff box. Can I sue for treats?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is claiming I is an imposter. I is not. I is fluffy and cuddly like the toys and deserve more cuddles and pets. How do I claim my cuddles?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human went out to dinner but didn't bring me my dinner home. They says they didn't even place my order. Can I sue for not providing tasty foods? I want food.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I has been awwwwrested for attempted theft. I was not stealing, I was trick or treating on halloween. Can a pawyer get me off these chargea?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Meow human is accusing me of plotting to purder them. I is mearly considering it because of how little I has been fed. Can a pawyer cover me if it does come to that?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help, my sister is attempting to purrrrder me by squishing. They claims that are legally allowed to purrrrrder me under I fits I sits rights. How do I stop this purrrrrder attempt?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Found this on r/trashy, thought it belonged here too. A company was trying to dictate how employees spent their salary; because it might look bad on the company4yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/EntitledPeople
The pawlice are trying to figure out if I am on catnip. I am but they dont know that. I may need a pawyer if I am pulled in. Can someone repurrrsent meow?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is threatening to leave. I does not want this. They does this all the time claiming they have to work, I thinks their job is to love me. Can I make them stay home and do their job?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
We are a class of smols attending online classes on how to catch mices. The instructor is not very good. The grey kitty never catches the mouse for long. How do we get a better instructor? We just want a better education.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I was arrested because I defended myself against the vet. I was not read my right, put to trial or given access to a pawyer. This is a meowscarridge of justice.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help. My human is purrrforming experiments on me. This must be illegal. Can I sue for something?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My humam stuggles to focus when I am not there so I decided to study with them.. The training cource is trying to charge us double as I am learning too. How can I help my human learn without incuring additional charges? Can we get the charges waved?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My empayer is calling me lazy but I work hard getting pets from customers. How do I avoid being sacked for doing my job?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I know this is from the bisexual sub but it has some asexual vibes3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/aaaaaaacccccccce
Help, i am illegally cute smol who is being made even more cute in clothes. I doesnt want to be awwwrested. What are meow options?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My dinner time is only 2 hours away and my human hasnt started preparing it yet. How is jt going to be ready in time? Even worse they sat down and started watching a film. Can I get a cease and desits order to make them prepare my food?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is calling me a beached whale with no evidance. I is a kitty not a beached whale. I want treats as comeowpensation, I clearly do not get enough.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
What is the legal pawcess for adopting a second human? My human sometimes brings a second human into my house but they are excellent at tending to my needs. How do I adopt them?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human took me to the VET because they thought I was a chonker. The VET said I was in excellent heath but my human is still restricting my food and treats. They says I need a diet. Can a pawyer help me?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I was visiting my BFF next door and I saw her human give her pets. Is her human obliged to let me in, let me rest and give me pets?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human refuses to feed me first breakfast and insists that I wait for when second breakfast should be served. Can I get a cpurt order to get my correct meals?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I have been tucked in ready for my naptime story. My human is late and is refusing to read my favourite story: The very hungry cat. Can I sue for them not reading it to me? They also says it is not about how they don't feed me; despite this being true.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is claiming that I no longer fits on the kitten tree. This implied I no longer can sits. I clearly fits on the cat tree; can I sue for trying to take my I fits, I sits away from me?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I think I am spoiling my human. I let them live in my house and even bring home dinner but they seem ungrateful. No extra treats. No extra pets. Nothing. How can I get them to pull their weight? Should I get pawyers involved?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I recently adopted a human and now own their house. They seen to think they owns meow. How do I get them to undestand who owns who? Do I need to file any legal pawperwork?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human has charged me with being too cute and are threatening to sentance me to being eaten. Can a pawyer defend me?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I has been accused of not having much goin on between my ears but this is not true. I has much going on, I has nice clean and soft fur, I has cute eyes, I can count all they up to the number of paws I have. If they is right, can I have a share of the oramge brain cell?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I saved a fellow smols life and feel I should get a rewarded with treats. Can a pawyer help me get a reward from my human?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
People are calling me a conspiracy theorist and part of the tin foil hat brigade. They are mocking me for being wise to the fact that the dogs have taken control of the world and that we are mearly serving them. They own everything. Wake up sheeple. Can I sue people for mocking meow beliefs?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human called the other cat an SIC. This obviously means Standard Issue Cushion but when I use my I fits I sits on the standard iasue cushion it complains it is actually a cat. Does the cushion have the rights of a cat?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help, I have been awwwwrested and detained by the pawlice. I will not meow until my pawyer arrives. Can someone help me? What are my best legal options?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I has been told that I only has one brain cell. Am I able to claim owenership of another so it doesnt get lonely? Can I sent my brain cell to live aomewhere else so it can has all the treats it wants and has other brain cells to play with?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is beginning to suspect that I sell nip on the side. I do sell nip on the side to make some treat money but my human doesnt know that. How can I keep my human from finding out? What legal options are there so noone dont get suspicious? I know that he is a snitch and will tell the pawlice.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I just got the shared brain cell for the first time in my life and I realised I wasnt being fed enough. Can a pawyer help me get the food I deserve?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My sister stole my cave. It is minr not theirs. I owns it and have always sat there with eternal I fits I sits rights. They stole it claiming their own I fits I sits rights. Can a pawyer help me reclaim my rights?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Our human brought hs two beds but we both fits on one bed so we both sits in one bed, can we rent out our second bed to other cats? What are our responsabilities to the tennants as landkitties?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human has informed me a fellow void is following meow. Can I get a cease and desit order to purrrtect meow purrrrvicy?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Cannot believe that I haven't uploaded this before. A Parasaurolophus skull at the Natural History Museum in London I took several years ago.3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/Dinosaurs
We are getting accused of murder by too much fluff. We need a good pawyer because we have lots of fluff and are cute as a result.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is confusing me for a chonker. They says I is fat. I is not fat, I is fluffy. Can I sue for their defurrrmatory comments?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is successfully learning the ranking of animals. I wish to get them approved as a qualified servent of kitties. What pawperwork needs to be done?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help. Im being accused of being a bird. Surely under both cat and bird law I am classified as a cat. Can a pawyer clarify my legal status? If there is confusion can I get dual citizenship?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human says I am not allowed outside because there are hungruer things than me outside that will try to eat me. This isnt true, it is impossible to be hungrier that I am. I want more food and outdoor time to exercise, can a oawyer help me?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am being accused of blanket theft when I am just exercising my I fits I sits rights. I also want to excerise my I sits you pets rights but my human gives no pets. Can a pawyer help me get the pets I deserve?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human tried stopping me having kittens but I still wanted to raise one so I chose one to adopt. What legal measures do I need to take to formalise the adoption?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I have been framed for eating olives. I may likes olives, I may sneaks around to eat olives but I did not eat these olives. It was the greebles that ate the olives. I need a pawyer to clear meow name.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I'm definitely not 16 cats in a trench coat; the fact that I like tuna and catnip is irreverent.....3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/aaaaaaacccccccce
My empawyee keeps loosing the updated feeding schedule. My business is reliant on the schedule being upheld and my empawyee loosing the schedule is costing me profits. Is this grounds for dismeowssal?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I deliver pizza's for a bit of extra treat money but I don't make a decent wage let alone a living wage. How can I get a proper wage?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human thinks I am guilty of eating my cake and is trying to sue. I need a pawyer to defend my I sees it Its mine rights.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I have been accused of being a goofball. I am not a goofball, I am just very seripus about maximizing the amount of playtime and sillyness I get in a day. Can I sue for something?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I have been working hard all day and my ungrateful human comes home and imeowdiatly thinks of invading my purrrrivacy. I want a cease and desits order to pawtect myself.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I fell over and cannot get up. I have a condition where I need belly rubs to give me the energy to right myself but my human won't give any. Can I sue for medical discrimeowation?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help, I am being dressed up as prey. The other kitties are making fun of me. Saying they will hunt me. How can I get this off me and never have it back on?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
We are deciding whether our human is dead enough to eat. Is there a legal process we have to follow in order to follow before we startnour meal?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is trying to get me to take responsability for a non cat because we have similar fur. Can I get extra treats and snuggles for doing this without actually taking care of whatever this thing is? I dont wants to take resposabikity but want the rewards.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is suggesting I dont fits. Part of me fits so I still can sits right? Do I have to entirwly fits to claim I fits I sits?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
An officer stopped me, told me to put my paws in the air and that I was under arrest for pawsession of illegal levels of cuteness. I need a pawyer to reduce my sentence, I will be on my best behaviour from now on.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I have been supervising my humans building my new bed but they are saying it is for their new baby, this is ok but how do I get them to buy me one of these beds as well?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My peasent has the audasity to serve me a salad for dinner. Am i allowed to eat them to make up for the lack of meat?3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am currently stuck in a vets office and have been trying to adopt a human. I fear my criminal record caused by being illegal smol is stopping me. Is there a way I can get it cleared from my record so it doeant come up on a background check?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Does cat paws apply to catalopes? What awwwwbligations am I under to follow the paw?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is making it seem like I am not a void, I almost seem like an orange. I am not an orange and should not give up meow brain cells. Can a pawyer help meow establish meowself as a void?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am running for purrsident. My platform is wet food and morning snuggles. I want to stand up for the kitty on the street; are there any problems that the average pawyer faces that I can help push through congress?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help my human is trying to use me as storage. When challenged they said the dice had I fits I sits rights to. This is wrong right? Only kitties have I fits I sits rights. What can I do to dispell this legal myth?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human plays a game with oddly shaped balls with other humans. I have tried to learn to play as well but I cannot read and they won't teach me. I want more play time with my human, what are my options?3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am a concerned kitty who found out a human has opened a catnip den in meow neighbourhood. I want to get it closed down; this is a safe neighbourhood with lots of family kitties. Who do I contact to report this?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am an adult cat who is in pawsession of a house and a servent. My servent brought home an illegally smol kitten and is going through the pawsedure to make me share ownership of the house and their services. How do I stop the illegal seizure of pawperty?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I do fits and do sits but would like to sits in a bigger box. There are no bigger box in the house for me to sits in; how do I get my paws on one? Can I mandate my human get me one? Do I have a legal right to one?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Don't know if there are any two set violin fans here but it is time to decide.....3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/aaaaaaacccccccce
My favourite box is shrinking and I am struggling to fits inside it meow. If I don't fits as well, can I still sits? Can I get my human to expand my box so I can comfortably fits in it?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I was on the amazon app searching for a sauropod model (as you do) and this was the first item listed.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/Dinosaurs
The rubber ducks are invading my house and are plotting disappearing me. I wish to remove them but I am an indoor kitty. What action can I take against them?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Our human only has one heater to warm the entire house and keeps it low. We have to stay close for warmth. Can we get a court order for more heating?3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I wants to go on an adventure but I is told I is too smol. Can I get a judge to override my mamas descision and ket me explore?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
When someone says they hate classical music in front of a two set fan4yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/lingling40hrs
Human didn't furfill their side of a contract and only delivered one climbing frame for me and my employees. Now our productivity is down and our projects are behind. How much compensation should I seek when I sue?3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human has made a new poster with a message on it. Is this an actual law? Am I able to do what I want?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Tesco protecting the important stuff. No other chocolate was protected.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/CasualUK
I have managed to save up enough kitty treats to put down a deposit on a small house. I have had tests done and the property looks sound. What legal paperwork do I need to do to get ownership? What are pawyer's rates to get someone to look over any contracts?3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
This time last year my em-paw-yer called me an essential worker and insisted I still worked during the pandemic. I requested a raise and more hours but got told I should be grateful for the job I have. What are my awww-ptions? I really need this job.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I recently completed my mission for the government but a photo exists proving i am at the scene. I now fear that with my cover blown i will habe people after me. I need to go into hiding can anyone help?3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
A hospital took me in and healed me. I am grateful but am worried that I will not be able pay the medical bills. I have tried telling them that I may not be able to pay but they keep giving me food and medication. How can I avoid bankruptsy?3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am being called a parrot. I am not a parrot under cat or bird law. Can I sue for purrrfiling?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help, im stuck in a box and it is shaking. There are loud noices coming from outside. I think I am being Kittennapped. Can someone contact the pawlice?3yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am planning a trip to Swansea tomorrow and am looking up the local area on google maps to plan activities. Can I ask, what does FatFace UK sell? How do I get to it from the beech? Is this just google insulting me?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/Wales
