To every Californian who refers to the Midwest as flyover states...
Two years ago, my mom died from cancer pretty quickly. This photo taken two weeks before her death pretty much captured everything about her at once.
Yogurt?! For me?! I LOVE YOGURT!
11:31pm EST. Official time of death for Tesla.
Yogurt? For me?! I LOVE YOGURT!!
At my hotel, Valencia, Spain. Thought of you guys 😚
[meta] Visualization of Wreddit comment activity during last night's RAW.
If you look closely, you can see where earnings were released.
I made a visualization of my chicken nugget consumption from Thursday to today. If ramp up continues, I will be eating 85 chicken nuggets on Wednesday.
Giga Berlin tree cutting has officially begun!
Q1 Deliveries Contest Results. Also, turns out r/RealTesla is 18% too bullish. Also, u/___Tesla___, you're comically wrong.
Q3 Volume Poll Results. r/RealTesla aggregate was 95,850. Actual 97,000 (-1.2%)
They've gone full retard...
This is how my hotel breakfast served their honey.
It's a good thing they're cutting out dealerships, so they can be slimy and misleading DIRECT to the buyer.
Tesla Could Become World's Largest Automaker by 2026 [UPDATE]
This dog > Autopilot
Proof - tweeting while you drive can be deadly.
3,000 subscribers! Thanks to everyone who signed up and played along with us. Looks like we're the scrappy startup challenging the outdated Big Subreddit oligarchy /s
$35,000 Model 3 Showing up in Inventory
My little guy snuggling as he recovers from surgery.
u/CliffordCat Q3 projection, for future mocking/gloating.
Chris Lillywhite's tenure at Tesla. Stock options fully vest after 4 years.
New AP & FSD purchase decision diagram by @TroyTeslike
Updated Analysis of Q3 Profit Estimate
How and Why My Estimate Was Off, and of course, New Questions
Branded like cattle
My 4-month kitten likes to play hide and seek. He's...not very good at it.
I'm surprised they don't call themselves the GPO
(Final) Updated Q3 Profit Projection
Updated Updated Q3 Profit Analysis
...of course the San Francisco airport has this...
My gift to Elon...
Ordered SR+ on Monday and it delivered on Tuesday (to Sacramento).
I've resorted to simply amusing myself on dating sites.
Results of the r/RealTesla Second-Half-of-2018 Predictions
And I'm just here like...
[OC] A handy visual reference to track Tesla's promises.
Is your front door interior jams not painted? SC is saying this is standard on all Model 3s.
Hey, Bloomberg : I went ahead and updated the tracker for you. You're welcome.
Team Effort - Let's figure out Tesla's deposits on hand.
I told my cat to move. This is the look I got. I believe it translates loosely to bitch please
Picked up this kitten from a shelter...it's his first time seeing fire
The resemblance is uncanny...
An unusually large parking spot.
This elevator in Poland goes to half-floors.
hey guys! how many times have you had to flatbed this thing to the service center this week?
Results from the year-long r/RealTesla poll, at the turn
Apparently there is now zero wait time if you want a Model 3 with PUP and LR
Facebook notification globe icon changes when you move around the world. I'm visiting Korea and it looks like this now...
Current Weather Report in Shortsville
This cat, shot with a crossbow, survives.
I believe that is a 2012 Meowlot...
The lobby at Tesla headquarters has a monitor with real time charging data from around the world
Guesswork - what do you think the total conversion of the Model 3 reservations will be, by trim type?
Saw this in Dusseldorf today. Oh, the juxtaposition irony....
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Our flight hit some turbulence. Thank God this cup holder was there to firmly grip my beverage.
My cat Chester has only one side.
So... PF Changs is straight lying to people about suggested tip amounts...
The r/realtesla 2018 Poll Results (Fixed via OTA update and now on parity with AP1)
The most unlikely checkbox to be checked in the history of checkboxes.
A snapshot of the MDOT construction map. I like to call it Hey Michigan, go f**k yourself
My great-grandparents' wedding, 1921
The hundred layer Qdoba nacho chip
Someone's not excited for dance class.
Saddest ballerina ever...