this reads like an embarassing tinder bio

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... he what?

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Attached to a Definitely True FB story about prayer

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this is so...specific?

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🍑 all natural 🍑

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Fairy zoned :-(

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Every time you vaccinate, you damage your baby

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Keep calm and make me a sandwich XD

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YOU MAKE ALL MY VEINS COLLAPSE

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total stranger poetically praises former actress #badass

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Parents decided to get a second opinion on whether the amount of bees in our house was a fluke...

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He finally caught the frisbee!

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My cat's accident looks like a mouse!

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my eyebrows at age 17 were.....(hardly) something

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guess which one was me

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