Character Concept: A Grave Cleric who hates necromancers because he's sick of being mistaken for one4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
I gave them the baby yoda dilemma and they were all okay with selling the child4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sometimes my players get so caught up in combat they forget the actually needed information4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Shield + Chain Mail = 18 while Leather Studded + Dex Mod (3) + Shield = 174yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: Ok level 1 adventurers, the goblin attacks you and he rolls a... oh... natural 20, you take 12 points of damage and your Wizard is permanently dead4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
When the Plate Mail Paladin is carrying a spare Breastplate for when the party needs to be stealthy4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Is this going too far when roleplaying? Maybe it depends on the group?4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
This is actually pretty common for first time players who think D&D is like a video game4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Wizard: What's your point, person within Fireball distance? Paladin: What's YOUR point, person within Smite distance?4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
even if our BL numbers are better than the 6 schools above us, it makes sense2yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/LawSchool
Would Armor of Agathys remain on a player if they were Polymorphed? (or if they were a Druid multiclass and could use Wild Shape)?4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
The party is three melee builds and one cleric. It's not my fault no one has Counterspell4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
5 minutes into a one-shot, he sees a Drow priestess and tries to seduce her4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
A bit of background: my character was playing a child sorcerer and that guy was playing an adult female druid4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
PC Backstory: I was a soldier whose sorcerous powers manifested defensively on the battlefield, so I made a deal with a powerful being to better understand these powers,4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
A better question is: are they Rock Gnomes or homebrew Ice Gnomes (with some Cold resistances)4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Wait, so not only did the love of your life die, causing you to become an addict, but you had stillbirths while being physically and emotionally abused by elves who kept you as a slave?4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: Why is the Sorlock the only one with a backstory? He's the only one of you who doesn't claim to have amnesia!4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
The murderhobo claims that we are suppressing his character choice because we've told him in advance that our Lawful party would never work with an Necromancer who focuses on Animate Dead4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
You mean if a roll a 1 to save against a Fireball, I take double damage? What the hell!4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
The troll player sidetracked the second session and then asked me why the story was going nowhere partway through the third4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
The DM was just trying to encourage us to leave after our Wildfire Druid started the fight by randomly shooting Firebolt4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Why does she have a 25 in Charisma? What do you mean she's a demigod?4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Druid: So what happens during Wild Shape?, Sorcerer: You remain Pregnant, Druid: That's actually really cool Paladin: What is this, modded Skyrim?5yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Isn't it just wonderful that you can critically fail and fumble 5% of the time, independent of character level? (No, it's not.)4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Cheek: Wait, you mean wages count as income under the 16th Amendment? WHAT?3yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/PoliticalCompassMemes
I'm not a SWASHbuckler, I'm a SWOOSHbuckler (because my arrows go SWOOSH)4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
Have you ever wanted to quit, but had one player so invested in the campaign that you didn't?4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
I was wondering, do most people run homebrew campaign settings or use official ones? And do you all run modules or do you write your own campaigns?4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
20 options, only 10 in out city, only 5 not looking for top 10%, only 1 of which is paying3yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/LawSchool
I really hope the September LSAT curve is generous (even if they formulate the curves in advance)4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/LSAT
By the end of the session, the problem player had killed the DM's soul4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/dndmemes
I can't help but question the political compass's placement of politicians4yr ⋅ ClassicalGrey ⋅ r/PoliticalCompassMemes
