Got my nieces (3) this tent for Christmas. One ran away and one started to cry

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Capitalism is ableist af

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Should have let my dogs handle the fall planting!

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Exactly!

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Sushi doesn’t shed its uterine lining tho

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Incredible! I always wonder how the roots look!

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Father uses (probably) least favorite daughter as meat shield

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Ope

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The mid-day med crash

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What exactly is this in between you speak of?

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My family’s fatal mistake was the grow tent they got me for Christmas

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Why is it that these people are always homeschooling their kids

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Give this kid all your money. You can have it back when you understand how it works

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Maybe this is already widely known, but this is legit, and really important! Monarch butterflies are endangered and their larvae feeds exclusively on milkweed. Send a SASE for free milkweed seeds native to your area. You can also buy them to support the cause.

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I GREW A FREAKING TOMATO. I know this isn’t impressive to seasoned gardeners, but this is my very first crop and I feel like a god rn!

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Attacked

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I started gardening this year and it’s done absolute wonders for my depression. I’ve been pretty blue about the end of the growing season, as our upcoming freeze will probably take out the last of my aster blooms. But today, I discovered ornamental kale and I just might make it...!

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Me trying to smother SO MANY WEEDS on my back property in time for spring without using herbicides. My family is sick of my begging

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STOP THIS

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My god. I thought I’d quickly clear some overgrown weeds near my fence. I tried to pull a tall plant with my entire bare hand. I’m 4 decades old and I’ve never in my life heard of common nettle. Jiminy Christmas

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What a cute baby

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Look who stopped by to visit my very last sunflower standing. I don’t think I’ve seen one since I was a child. I’m just tickled pink.

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You should have never even positioned your ashy knuckles to type this out at all, friend

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This lonely little tree has been sitting awkwardly on the edge of my front yard for 8 years. It’s about 5’ tall. We’ve never done a thing to it and it never grows or changes. I think it’s adorable, but odd-looking by itself. What would you do to *ahem* SPRUCE him up? [pauses for audience laughter]

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To collect rent on a house you live in for free

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Raise your hand if you‘ve ever felt personally victimized by your weather app

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Raise your hand if you’ve—actually, let’s save some time. Raise your hand if you WERE NOT prescribed Zoloft because the doctor concluded your inattentiveness was just a bit of seasonal depression

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Easy ways to kill a husband

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The casting of Alex and Izzie’s kids was absolutely phenomenal.

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Which one do you choose and why is it The Case of the Libertine Bell?

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This line has always been unreasonably funny to me. The way Dorothy says it, like giving birth is one of her weekly errands or something

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A favorite scene, and even more poignant when you consider how protective the dowager was of William.

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Good lord, finally! A freaking aster! I think I heard this plant scream in pain trying to crank this baby out

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Isn’t Danny Thomas one?

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NOT LEBANESE BLANCHE

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Betty always seems so poised and glamorous while I’m watching the show, but this scene always reminds me that she is my Nana’s age!

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I think we’ve nearly unanimously decided Empty Nests is the worst episode, and Mr. Terrific is the 2nd worst. Excluding flashback episodes and Mile’s weird WP arc, I respectfully submit this episode for your consideration as our official 3rd least favorite:

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It’s you guys isn’t it

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Why did it take me 2 years to invest in a $2.50 kitty litter tray & scoop for harvesting? Not only is it faster, it’s intensely satisfying to shake n rake

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Mother Nature once again proving she is the GOAT

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Medieval kids are lazy. These brats are perfectly capable of collecting sticks and eggs. Floggings begin at sundown.

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I did a double take at this new weed growing next to my garage and realized it’s because it looks a lot like chicory. That’s because it is chicory

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I kinda feel cheated

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Who else gets irrationally sad when their favorite backyard friends migrate?

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Interesting info about milkweed aphids

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Sooo I’m late af to realize this is the same wedding coordinator/caterer as when Dorothy was going to remarry Stan

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First of all, you’re all wrong. Peasants.

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Bitches.

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Anybody else always think to themselves that Melissa was Janet’s “save the marriage” baby, conceived in Hawaii in season 1 while David was visiting?

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This lonely little tree has been sitting awkwardly on the edge of my front yard for 8 years. It’s about 5’ tall. We’ve never done a thing to it and it never grows or changes. I think it’s adorable, but odd-looking by itself. What would you do to *ahem* SPRUCE him up? [pauses for audience laughter]

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Just sat and watched

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This pig has seent some shit.

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We are going to burn this sheep as a witch after work.

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My kid is...completely submerged in the lake. Apparently he cannot swim, but it’s okay because apparently he also does not need oxygen

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First autos. Am I being too rough with her?

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Gorilla Cookies auto, finally dry and keeping me in trim jail

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My first ever harvest! Feels pretty great to cut the grocery bill

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Death claws killed about 40 dwellers, leaving me with only 7. Now my vault is so inbred that pregnant women stand around in fires

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Betty and Rue’s faces in this scene are absolute perfection.

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Help! He’s down to the stem

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Anybody use langbeinite (sul-po-mag)?

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TIL the same actor (Philip Sterling) played two different psychiatrists in two different episodes. He was Dr. Ashley in Three on a Couch and Dr. Barensfeld in The End of the Curse. I thought I had caught all of these!

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Most poorly-delivered lines? This will be forever mine

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I don’t understand vendor stalls

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What are these red things climbing up the stems?

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I bought this butterfly weed over the weekend (4 days ago). Is it dead? Contagious? Should I plant it and see how it goes, or toss it?

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Has anyone found a solution to this issue?

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A couple days ago I pulled back the damp cardboard and my bin was covered in some stringy white stuff that I assumed was fungus. I tossed the damp cardboard, added some dry bedding and put the plastic lid on. Today when I checked, there was a clump of furry white mold. Should I wait a while to feed?

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