Direct from the Department of Making Any Old Shit Up So Long as it Makes Kids Pester Their Parents for it, I give you ... Sonic the Hedgehog Curry. Barf5yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Vegan Philly cheese steak, yay! We don't want you guys to feel left out so ... oh Jesus, it appears to made out of frogspawn, pus, and despair5yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Arghhh! Ffs why do people insist on taking life's riches and utterly crushing the soul out of them? Spaghetti. Fucking. Ice. Pops.5yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
It's probably really nice, tasty comfort food for people on a tight budget, but WHY DOES IT HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THE ENTRAILS OF CTHULHU???4yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Ooh, pizza, my favourite! And this is a novelty one made from Kit Kats, yay!! Just take a look at ... Oh. My. God. It's a blocked toilet in pizza form5yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Type II diabetes, COPD, morbid obesity, and abject shame, all in handy snack form, because all the cool kids are doing it nowadays5yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Sushi pizza - oh, the humanity! Crossposted from r/SushiAbomination via r/CringeAnarchy6yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Chateau de la Ferte-Vidame, departement d'Eure-et-Loir, victim of the French Revolution in which the house was destroyed and the seigneur lost his head - [1,590 x 1,038] [OC] [OS]9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/AbandonedPorn
European grass snake, Natrix natrix, shortly after being rescued from my cat - more details in comments. [OC] [OS] [4,608 x 3,456]5yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/AnimalPorn
Ploughman's sandwich. Not actually a sandwich, lazy feckers couldn't even be arsed to spread the butter. And all served on a sodding chopping board, with twee little piles of salt and pepper to complete the pretentious bullshit8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/WeWantPlates
This one's strictly for the Brits among us : Chip shop curry sauce flavour Cheddar. If you know about chip shops you will understand the mixture of disgust and bewilderment it evokes. More in comments4yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Bacon Cheeseburger Meatloaf - is it too much to ask that food stops trying to be three things at once? Looks totes delish btw, but still stupid4yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
This morning's blowout. Beans, burnt toast (whoops), mushrooms, refried taters, two eggs, two bacon, tomatoes a la Shoreditch hipster, and a refried link from yesterday's barbie. Nice3yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/fryup
A bone-in burger, with a stick through it, served in a dog's bowl, then lovingly slapped on a sheet of paper on a tray. <Facepalm>. Stolen from /r/pics7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Platty joobs yarn bomb - combining two of /r/CasualUK's current obsessions in fine style. Found in Cosby, Leicestershire. I regret to report there were no knitted dog turds2yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/CasualUK
Still there after all these years, still looking classy AF. r/bar is Leicester's unintentional nod to Reddit. Has anyone ever actually been there?2yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/leicester
French Bread. Stuffed with tortellini. Because obviously why wouldn't you? It's making me bloated just looking at it.4yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Ice cream cones made from sugared doughnuts are a preposterously over the top confection. Bonus: Syringes! Stolen from /r/FoodPorn, more in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Triple-Squeeze Burger with cheese skirt, and corn dog Skewer. It wasn’t on the menu before, it is now.6yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Trigger warning for UK StupidFoodies - behold, the Yorkshire pudding burger!! Yes, we know how hard you'd all eat that; no, it doesn't make it less stupid6yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Table service is *so* passe. The future of food delivery is pneumatic my friends! Stolen from /r/gifs, more in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
The sexiest burger alive? Nope, just a fucking travesty. Shamelessly stolen from /r/ShittyFoodPorn7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Classic French restaurant with 3 Michelin stars serves up amuse-bouches ... like a Barbie-sized silicone breast implant. On a log. Hissy fit over food critic ensues. More in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
A trifling matter of dessert dished up in a sports shoe. Link in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
This utter clusterfuck of a burger just popped up on /r/food - credit to /u/victorREZNOV12, that's quite a specimen you found there7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
A sweetened Yorkshire pudding flavoured with nutmeg and cinnamon, dusted with a snowfall of icing sugar, and topped with whimsical Celtic confections. Or to put it another way, a complete abomination of mismatched ingredients that look they came out the back of a muck spreader3yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
There's stupid stupid food, and there's glorious stupid food. Speaking as a Brit I can assure you that this is categorically the latter. Gloriously bonkers Full English Breakfast pie!4yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Pizza burgers, because more things combined into one is always better, amirite?6yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Bleurghh!! Baked bean lollipop/popsicle. Stolen from /r/CasualUK, link in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Cake made out of water - really - served on a chopping board with toasted flour and some spilled syrup. Link in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Hitting a screen soaked in water - ducted shockwave travels orthogonally, forming a diamond shape. X-post from /r/oddlysatisfying9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/shockwaveporn
Some twigs, a pebble or two, a dirty wooden tray of some sort, and a dollop of ... something, which may or may not be edible. More in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
A dish served at what is allegedly a two Michelin star restaurant in London, but could just as easily be the canteen at an automotive salvage yard. Stolen from /r/WeWantPlates and /r/CasualUK. More in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
This joint serves up dishes on bricks, slates, random slabs, even cardboard egg boxes ffs! Are they trying to achieve every culinary pretension known to humankind in one fell swoop? More in comments8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Beverage served in an oil lamp - For their signature cocktail, they probably overdid the presentation part. No shit Sherlock? This food looks great, but some of the presentation would make me giggle. Link in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Severed head of large dog resting on a dreadfully ugly carpet [SFW]8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/misleadingthumbnails
The more you pay, the less chef bothers to do for you. DIY doughnuts with - sigh, not again - syringes. More in comments8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Steak and Eggs wrapped in a cheese skirt. Delish? Yup. Daft? A bit! Crossposted from r/pics6yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Food on scruffy metal trays, food in enamel bowls, random bits of paper, yadda yadda. But what on earth are the blackened and charred remains stuffed in a tin can?8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/WeWantPlates
Bacon in bamboo cups. What else need I say? More, so much more, in the comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Baked beans. In a Croc. Oh the humanity!! Shamelessly stole from /r/hmmm7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Shock revelations! Bacon most important ingredient in a Full English breakfast according to YouGov poll. Who knew? Shamelessly pilfered from /r/CasualUK2yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/fryup
This looks *so* wrong! It was merely the result of running out of hot dog buns, but it's making me giggle like a loon. Pilfered from /r/pics, link in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
A breakfast for the country. Nuh-uh Wimpy, it's a travesty of a fryup, unless the country in question is Fuckwitistan and it's populated with joyless and emaciated spectres in search of fscking carbs!2yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/fryup
Appalling hipster travesty of deconstruction of a cocktail, I'd drink it just to forget it. Shamelessly stolen from /r/CasualUK, more in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Some sort of stuff, served on a board, with a miniature bottle of beige goop. So far, so stupid. But this place underlines its pretentious credentials by calling itself 'Bodyism'. More in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
And lo! It was decreed, the righteous wine drinkers shall be furnished with glassware befitting the beverage. But damned are the mojito drinkers, for they shall sup only from pretentious monstrosities7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Impression: Berkshire pig, potato 'mud', watermelon. Driven by the impressions of [...] his travels, Chef Matthew uses this dish to show the co-existence of the different animals, fauna, seasons and flora - didn't travel as far as a fucking plate though did he? Link in comments8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/WeWantPlates
Hot dogs of the future - brought to you by Space10, IKEA's research lab. Featuring meal worms, carrots, algae, etc. Link in comments6yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Bonkers number of balls on a curved surface. X-post from /r/oddlysatisfying8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/juggling
Stupid food is not limited to the human realm, although the emotional appeal of this product is strictly human: Cat condiments.Robbed from /r/productporn, more in comments7yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Juggling trick shots. Heaven knows how long this took to shoot. X-post from /r/interestingasfuck9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/juggling
Absolutely MAHOOSIVE joint of lamb accompanied by, um, green dog puke. Link in comments featuring bonus lunacy8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Cookies! Or miniature Japanese meals. You be the judge. More in comments8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Osprey tiltrotor wake vortices, looking super badass - [7,360 x 4,192]10yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/MilitaryPorn
HMS Moth, an Insect class river gunboat of The Royal Navy, unremarkable but for the fact that I recognise this picture from my late grandfather's memoirs. She was sunk and later refloated by the Japanese navy and re-entered service [1,000 x 514]9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/WarshipPorn
Okay, 'fess up, which one of you was guilty of sunbathing in the dogshit? X-post from /r/CasualUK6yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/leicester
The majesty and power of steam - magnificent British engineering at its very finest [OC] [1,170 x 856]10yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/ShittyEarthPorn
What is it with r/CasualUK and Leicester(shire)? And which of you feckers likes to piss in the brush holder?6yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/leicester
A dog's dinner. Dinner. In a dog bowl. x-posted from /r/UnitedKingdom, link in comments9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Delicious sharing platter served in an upturned children's stool. And why not? Link in comments8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
The Coronation Scot class, one of the most powerful locomotive classes to ply British Railways - more details in comments - [5,342 × 4,463]9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/steamporn
How could you possibly bugger up bacon and eggs? Tart it up as part of a poncey tasting menu, serve it in eggshells - with a twig! - and present it in a porcelain eggbox, that's how. More in comments9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Tiny chefs cook teevee dinners, literally. I'm really not sure which is the greater - the technology used to cook this up (geddit?!) or the sheer amount of awkward it would cause. X-post from /r/interestingasfuck. More in comments8yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Baked Camembert, served on a giant mousetrap. Why? Because CHEESE, motherfuckers!9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Spotted at the gift shop in the V&A, the world's leading museum of art and design. Apologies for terrible potato quality5yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/dontdeadopeninside
Cutaway of GWR Castle Class no. 5000 *Launceston Castle* - details in comments - [OS] [OC] [2063 x 961]10yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/ThingsCutInHalfPorn
Pate (that for some reason looks like sand) in a flowerpot, and chutney in a twee miniature wheelbarrow. Link in comments9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Tacos, that great Mexican dish .... served at an Indian restaurant. In a little purple car. Welcome to Gaylord. More in comments9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Edible pebbles in edible soil ... all served in an ornamental half-barrel with a rusty shovel! This ticks *so* many boxes. Link in comments.9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Hawkesbury Junction, Oxford/Coventry canals, late afternoon Easter Monday 2015 - beautiful despite potato quality [2048x1216] [OC]9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/britpics
A variation on the SAC - the hipster 'botanist' crapcrate. Bonus - what appears to be tartare sauce in a miniature fucking watering can, because thick, lumpy sauce deserves to served through a a finely-perforated rose.9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Ramen - tasty, cheap junk food. Burger - tasty, cheap junk food. A burger in a ramen bun? Whut? GTFO!9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Terrific toilet-themed restaurant serves up exquisite, sumptuous, and artfully beautiful dishes in crapper-related tableware. Oh no, wait .... Link in comments.9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Raw baby vegetables in a flower pot. Because you were to lazy to walk from the potting shed to the kitchen. Link in comments.9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Let's turn our attention to ridiculous food, rather than ridiculous methods of service : Nouvelle cuisine - this is a 'blackberry accented dessert' apparently. I think they should have pulled up that weed before serving it. Link of sorts in comments.9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Old, but this London gin joint's cocktails-in-faux-paint-pots were so soul-crushingly fashionable they would've made a hipster's beard fall out in shame. Link in comments.9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
Encrypted text in Charlie Dancey's Every Trick In the Book - details in comments10yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/juggling
Green Monster - 130mph kerosene-fired steam car! [OS] [432 x 288] - more in comments10yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/steamporn
Food. On a plate designed to hold a smartphone, the better to Instagram your fine repast. Apols for Daily Fail link which can be found in comments.9yr ⋅ Clackpot ⋅ r/StupidFood
