Gee, I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out.2yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Not like my Mom. She'd be butting in with Rice Krispie squares and Tang.2yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
New Unknown location. Possibly Wanderer related via naevisleaks1yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/Genshin_Impact_Leaks
For the sake of privacy let's call her Lisa S... No that's too obvious, let's say L. Simpson.2yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow...2yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When did we become the bottom rung of society? I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, it's 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.1yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I am Clin-ton. As Overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I work hard for the money. So hard for the money. Oh, I something, something money, Come on give me lots of honey!8mo ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Holy shit where has this band been all my life. Only heard a few songs here or there, but put this on, and this is exactly the shit I love.1yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/Opeth
Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking. Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year I proved myself wrong!4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Last leak from me, have fun guessing what's real or what's not. Look at #122yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/ScaramoucheMains
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they've got to work a lot harder when i'm around.4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Delicious....bourbon...brownest of the brown liquors. So tempting... what's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial.1yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
...and the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they begged for mercy4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil. It was a Gummi Bear!3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bart rented a car with a phoney driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey Homer, whatcha’ do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny!3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa, stop being so suspicious. Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked? Sure did!2yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
♪ Knife goes in, guts come out, that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about! ♪4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Smithers. Why didn't you tell me about this market crash? Um, well Sir it happened 25 years before I was born. Oh that's your excuse for everything!3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I put the tax forms on top of your to-do pile a month ago! I have a to-do pile? *gasp*3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You should have seen the murderous glint in his eye, Smithers, and his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread!2yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
For the sake of privacy Let's call her Lisa S... No That's too obvious, let's say L. Simpson..3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Local centre has a Hall of Fame wall for famous people from the area. I have a suspicion that might not be Robbie Brookside.6yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press 1.3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor!3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Didn't Itchy Jr look happy playing with his father. And didn't Scratchy Jr look happy playing with his dad until they got run over by a Thresher.4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ahoy-hoy lowly mortals. In addition to working for me, you may now praise me, as your Almighty!4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The film is just me standing in front of a brick wall for a hour and a half. It cost $80 million dollars.4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Although it looks complicated, it is so well-designed ever a child could fly it. Can I fly it? Of course you can not.4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't you remember, Dad? Flanders is the unquestioned lord and master of the world.2yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Needs more eye of newt. You always want more eye of newt. If it were up to you, the brew would be nothing but newt eyes.3yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right. This is dedicated to Bart Simpson... with a message: I am coming to kill you slowly and painfully.4yr ⋅ cjsc9079 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
