I renamed my Roomba last week just for this moment.

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My new candle arrived just in time for the holiday

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I am finally experiencing the superiority of three wicks

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Y’all I think I found my first wheel bug!

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Got the best birthday surprise this weekend

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I met Ivy at Starbucks yesterday, and it went better than expected.

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Epic V-Day Friendzone I Found on My Timeline

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I met three of the nicest people ever this weekend

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Friendzone Level: Client [x-post r/facepalm]

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/u/ the_errancy knocks it out with his side of the trade. Get him his [+] !

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