Shinri can hold 8 eggs in 1 hand.

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How to identify portable launchers: a journalist's guide.

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Automating creativity but not drudgery.

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How do we feel about this guy selling pizzas out of his van on the lot?

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Can we get a ruling on this Pokemon-themed pizza?

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Man, shirt.

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Amethyst is pretty, but not comfortable to sit on.

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NCD, I can't believe this guy (/u/FreeShrugFella) beat you all to an ATACMS cereal pun.

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Everyone knows an axe is the best way to cut onions.

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You can tell this rather pristine printer paper is really from 1999 because 1999 was written on it.

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History repeats: just like dad, I got my first girlfriend at 21.

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Getting started on my Olympic weightlifting career!

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Explaining Victoria 2 Party Issues with MEMRI TV screenshots: War Policy.

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Mapping out the so-called War of 2020.

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Cookies.

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Gay man on /r/Canada tells it like it is: absolutely nobody has, on average, advantages granted by being members of a group.

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[RESTAURANT CHAINS] trips are always worth it.

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My harpy of an ex-wife can be funny at times. Cake she made for the divorce proceedings.

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Selen Tatsuki shows off her knowledge of Canadian geography.

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I introduced my dad to sour beer.

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20 years later, I married my favorite grade school teacher.

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Outjerked by a North American.

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Flood infected Heavy and Scout, by /u/Sevman2001's brother.

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We moved to Wisconsin. It's...certainly a place.

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Nicotine patch challenge sweeping up teenagers on social media sites, says concerned parents.

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Case.

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Just finishing off my Mr. Freeze costume with injecting liquid nitrogen into my veins.

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Me and my brother visiting Ground Zero a few hours after the towers collapsed.

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Highway robbery at BMO Stadium, CAD9 for a thin wedge of grease.

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One last picture before my hair transplant tomorrow.

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Global map of How people call their homeland uses 400 Instagram respondents.

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Started dating older men. It's been a breath of fresh air.

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ULPT: say you have a social condition so you can treat customers however you want.

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She said yes!

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Squirrels keep nibbling my crops. Let's see them nibble on white phosphorus.

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My AOC cosplay.

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Can someone explain this theorem to me?

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Hock was the best Great Dane I ever had the pleasure of knowing.

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We just bought the entire Sydney Harbour Bridge!

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The first burner phone I had during my drug dealing years still works!

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As a loan shark, you come across a lot of things that people try to convince you has monetary value.

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My lockdown hobby is Photoshopping historical figures as short-haired black guys.

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I always win online debates by showing I'm smart and have a hot GF.

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This what a typical prison cell in Norway looks like.

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How do you feel about square donuts?

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Today, he's no longer my contractor. He's my husband.

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Onion lover over at /r/Costco.

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Used to be a software programmer. Nowadays, I build bespoke toilet plunger handles.

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Gaem.

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Finally married my favorite middle school teacher!

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Been replaying GTA4, and I did not expect to come across the Confederacy there.

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I am 14 and cooked my first meal.

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My Lyft driver seems really young. Is this normal?

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Taking my glue sniffing to the next level.

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It is well known that the age of absolute monarchies was the most peaceful part of European history.

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She has no idea she's ending up in the cheap retirement home.

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After years of study, I can read at a 6th grade level now!

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I help applicants get into the university of their choice, for a price. AMA.

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Had to get a hotdog dislodged from my throat. All OK now!

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Finally got my first job! My manager's been happy with the work I'm doing.

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TIL Gordon Ramsay had an affair with Princess Diana.

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Got married to the light of my life today.

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One last photograph stuck in a gender I didn't ask for.

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I announce the successful creation of the world's first human-pitbull hybrid, the first step in building the ultimate supersoldier.

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Today I found out I have an allergy to pigeon droppings.

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I Photoshop pokies onto pictures of women.

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NOD truck driving around?

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When you ignore people who haven't heard of it, you can portray the developing world as hotbeds of Holocaust denial.

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Woman.

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Found the perfect way to reward the best students in the high school biology class I teach.

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I did an ad for a local cafe!

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All the airstrikes have just been Ukrainian false flags, clearly. There is no war in Kyiv.

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After struggling with depression for months I was finally able to go to the store to buy groceries.

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Donation.

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Making my own protein shakes at home has saved me so much money.

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Been getting some free stuff from Amazon. Not sure why, but I'm not complaining.

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The real warning is that the world has too many monarchs.

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Been having way too much fun leaving notes from secret admirers in my coworkers' lockers.

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Found a way to get free Spotify for like...forever.

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Hey Reddit, how's my Nixon impression?

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Wait till they find the surprise I left under the teacher's desk.

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Food.

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Someone keeps mailing me protest signage and I don't know why.

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My currywurst stand's first day of business.

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Mom took away my PS5 and made me clean the toilet for my low marks. Hope she doesn't mind me using her favorite oven mitts.

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My housemate has been overly worried lately, so I added a generous portion of CBD to their morning coffee.

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My fat camp's lunch for today.

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People keep saying I look like a teenager. Here's my adult daughter. Hope this clears it up.

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We bought all this food at a restaurant for 3 American cents. Aldastan is a fantastic place.

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I finish a book every day. I like this one so much I'm reading it again today.

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You are either with the state of Israel or you are a raging anti-Semite. No exceptions.

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Made a portrait of the UK's greatest Prime Minister.

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My job is like real-life FNAF.

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My aunt hates it when I wear shorts.

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Toy.

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About to give our nanny her Christmas bonus!

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Been working on my camouflage paint the past few weeks.

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Ready to catch my flight to Tibet and begin again in a monastery.

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[BF4] Mapping out the so-called War of 2020.

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Just ate a 35-year old bag of chips. AMA.

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Honestly, this visualization of Southeast Asia's GDP per capita really only needs some tweaks. Still mildly confusing though.

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Grounded my niece for being a commie. In this household, we support the GOP, not the CPUSA.

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Starting my new bakery business!

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Bigamy law ratified by Utah governor.

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Mom preparing to load the Halloween social distancing cannon.

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Not really seeing the difference, honestly.

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There's a logo, so don't forget who made this wooden card!

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Lil sis trying out hair extensions for the first time!

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Visiting Canada for the first time. Is this a good outfit to blend in with the locals?

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As the new chair of the local historical society, I felt I needed appropriate attire.

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President announces successful administration of enhancement boosters to 95% of working-age Americans.

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Hey everybody, check out my cool new phone case!

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She said yes, Reddit.

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Enjoying our new lakefront. No, not missing a word there. We own the entire lake now.

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Data too important to use a table.

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The Great Emancipator challenges Andrew Jackson to a duel. And wins (see comments).

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Just in time for Halloween...

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Game.

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Ma died recently, and all I have to remember her by are her recipes and her kitchenwares.

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Console gaming.

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Aia's US map might make some Wisconsinites happy, and some Michiganders upset.

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Pictures of restaurant violating California's indoor dining ban go viral.

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Secure charging stations at [RETAIL CHAIN] mean peace of mind while you shop.

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Man.

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Just a quick look at the Greater Toronto Area's urban heat island. Winds blowing in from the northwest on today's radar forecast.

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Senior.

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All this over a dog's name.

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Take a sip for every mention of Asians.

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How do I clean this part of the car? No matter how much I scrub, this black stuff keeps coming out

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Pie.

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Receipt.

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Woman.

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Woman.

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Couple.

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Yeah, I know there's ad blocking, but it's nice to have my old tablet just play videos on the side while I'm working on things.

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Couple.

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Meditating helps with the anxiety caused by current events in America

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Man.

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Downvoted for knowing people.

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battlefield 3's iran.

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Couple.

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Graph of racial crime statistics proves that minorities are minorities.

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