Today, the US Army tweeted a Memorial Day themed question with disastrous results.5yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
Our hotel as advertised on Expedia VS what it actually looked like.5yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
The reality of tracking calories. So happy I committed to riding this roller coaster for 8+ years!4yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/CICO
My boyfriend and I live almost two hours apart. I got a job interview in his area. MRW I tell him and he says So we will move in together if you get it, right?9yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am home alone and am in the mood to be half naked and binge-watch Netflix.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Why lose weight when you are just going to gain it all back when you’re old?4yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/fatlogic
MRW after hours and hours of binge watching all seven seasons of Gilmore Girls, I finish the final episode.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I look through my old guy-related TrollX posts and realize I dated around so much that I can't even remember who the posts are about.9yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thank you to everyone who helped me with the Purlsoho Beautyberry Blanket pattern! I figured it out :)7yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/knitting
MRW a guy is fingering me and I suddenly realize I've started my period.9yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a boy that essentially pump and dumped me almost two months ago texts me out of the blue Hey, what are you up to tonight?10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I narrowly escape a terrible car accident, and am stressed out as hell. I arrive at my boyfriend's house and he treats me to a back massage and oral sex to help calm me down.9yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get back from the gym with my boyfriend and he asks me if I want to have post-workout shower sex8yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW his penis is on the smaller size but then I realize he really knows how to use it.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I went on a date last night and he is so handsome and funny and smart and he bought me dinner and kissed me good night and I'm so happy!10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies, I've done it. I've discovered the key to successful online dating!10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
(Update) After 4-day-long fight with my boyfriend about his shower masturbation/wanting him to initiate with me more, MRW we have an awesome lazy Sunday together with two sexytime sessions - both initiated by him.8yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a 22 y/o that has not had one successful relationship and is reflecting on the crappy men I go after.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW an egotistical boy I was already on the fence about says to me, I don't wait 30 days for anything.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy wakes me up three times during the night to amazing, marathon sex and finishes every time.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was supposed to go hiking with a boy tomorrow. We discussed our mutual breaks from dating prior to this. He just got spooked and cancelled on me.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Owner crochets bunny ears for her rabbit born without them (source in comments)5yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/aww
MRW a boy tries to woo me with talk of his third BMW and dope Prada shades.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just got super stressed out looking at my student loan balance, and then realized my first instinct was to go do some retail therapy to calm down.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had really rough sex right around my time of the month. MRW I woke up this AM for my morning pee.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The disclaimer in Samantha Ravndahl's Wedding Makeup video killed me.5yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/BeautyGuruChatter
This accurately describes how my love life is going right now.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when I get up to pee in the AM and I can hear my boyfriend masturbating in the shower instead of initiating sex with me......anyone else?!?8yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW an asshole child I am babysitting walks up to me out of the blue and exclaims You have big legs!10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TrollX fam, I am currently fighting the urge to re-join the online dating/tinder/whatever world. I need help.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
OKCupid stars the best messages in order to weed out potentially crappy ones. This message was worthy of such an honor, apparently. I laughed.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I rarely find a man willing to reciprocate oral? At what stage do men feel comfortable with this? Or am I just finding lazy guys??10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/AskTrollX
HIFW a boy I reconnected with after months wants to see me in a few weeks. I'm afraid he just wants sex but I still can't wait to see him.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Whenever I am watching a gameshow and the host interviews the contestants.9yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I find a new all-time favorite cereal but it makes me fart nonfuckingstop.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just Googled the place this guy said he was going to take me for our first date before disappearing. Now I'm sad...why did I do that?10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I haven't heard from the guy I am seeing for several days.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies! I have my nursing licensure exam this Friday and I am so stressed out and scared :(10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize a Tinder boy I actually enjoyed talking to can't spell for shit.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a boy I always carried a torch for reappears out of the blue and tells me I was one of the most amazing girls he's ever met.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Three boys asked for my number this weekend and wanted to take me out on dates. MRW I haven't heard back from the ones I was interested in.10yr ⋅ cittacitta ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
