Or so the survivors reported.

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It ain't gonna succ itself

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You ready to fuckin' float, old man?

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I'm sure a new codex is right around the corner.

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Teach them young (Xpost /r/bertstrips)

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They had betrayed Big Bird, and they had to pay the price.

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Does Liberty cry? Not for thee.

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Just like the gypsy woman said!

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Toki Wo Tomoe, Jackass.

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Best destiny ever

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It's complete, Bert! The finished product!

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Round Two FIGHT

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Bert just sat in bed, uncomfortably aroused

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Sir, please stop molesting the child.

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She doesn't even have a dick you fucking faggot!

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Sometimes no means I deserve to be punished

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It's you or me, tire.

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The therapist is beginning to see the problem now.

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A Sesame Street Reference???

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