Here it is 8:00 and we have to go to bed already.

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See?

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When are we going to get a Christmas tree?

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I didn't MEAN to break your binoculars, Dad. It was an accident.

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Mom, I can’t find my doll.

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How was the kiddy matinee movie?

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I see you, Calvin,...

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Every day it's the same old thing.

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Bath time, Calvin!

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When are you going back home, Uncle Max?

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No luck?

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Your polls are slipping, Dad.

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You say my present from you is outside?

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What kind of dinosaur did you say this was?

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Hey Dad, what are clouds made of?

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I'm freezing!

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I’ve decided to grow a beard, Mom.

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What's THIS snowman?

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I've missed half of my TV show now.

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I'm home!

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Yes, Calvin?

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It looks like Hobbes burst a seam here.

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Do you support...

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No surprise.

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How about these pants, Mom?

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Important message

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Gasp!

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Ooooh, that rotten Calvin!

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Psst, Susie!

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Ok, these are my footprints.

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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special!

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It's getting dark, Calvin.

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Year of the Tiger

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LA DA DEE DEE

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Where's dad?

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Whither goest thou, young rogue?

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What time is it?

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Look, dad, there's a town coming up.

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Hobbes and I are seceding from this family, Mom.

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What's this?

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Hi Mom! I'm making my own newspaper...

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Godness, what happened?!

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Hi Susie!

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Get off the swing or I'll punch your lights out.

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Look, Mom, I made you some subtitles.

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There’s nothing good on TV.

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Calvin, I'd like you to...

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Thanks again for baby sitting, Rosalyn.

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What's for dinner, Mom?

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Calvin, your mom and I looked over your report card...

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I’ve lost my marbles.

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What's this music?

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Look at this, Dad!

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How do bank machines work?

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Hi Honey!

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Beep Boop

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Here is your paper, Susie.

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..and so, in 1654...

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Take out your math homework and pass it forward, class.

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I like homework.

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Let's go! Time for bed.

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Wait, Dad!

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Stay away, Susie!

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It's freezing in here!!

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Watch out, Mom.

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Hey, don't fix THAT for dinner!

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I read this library book you got me.

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Today...

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Do you know what day it is?

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Mom, can Hobbes come in swimming with me?

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Hey dad, look at this commercial.

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I've decided I don't want to be famous.

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Uh oh. There's a dinosaur in the kitchen.

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Guys?

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Know what, Dad?

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This is so exciting...

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Calvin, how did you break this dish?

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Calvin has mysteriously shrunk to the size of an insect.

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Who would like to summarize what we just read?

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Bad news on your campaign to stay dad, Dad.

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Mom wants to know...

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What are you doing still in bed?!

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What story would you like tonight?

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What happened in Concord in 1775?

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Look Mom, I made a mask.

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Our house is still standing.

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Making a sign?

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Oh, Mary, you look ravishing in that skimpy negligee!

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That's it! I'm through learning today!

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Hey, those kids are feeding the animals!

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Yes, Calvin?

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Momm! Hey, mom!

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Hi Dad.

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Look, Hobbes, this is my retirement fund.

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Boy, this pudding was great!

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Here, maybe this will make more sense.

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I like rocks.

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Oh boy, it's Saturday!!

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Don't make me go to school!

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What's the matter, honey?

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Dad, how do people make babies?

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Dad, how does a light bulb work?

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I have to go to the bathroom.

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What are you doing down here again?

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Hello, county library?

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Boy, this pudding was great!

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Dad, I'll guess any number you're thinking of.

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Have you been reading about the “electronic superhighway”?

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