It’s way too hard to put on pants this morning. Any solutions? (40)2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Legend states that licking the ShamCOCK will give you loads of good luck (40)2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Whoops! I lost my pants again. I’ll need you to get on your hands and knees to help look 😉1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
My next song is called “Straddle my face while I squeeze your tits.” Wanna listen? (40)2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Update: My pants are still lost! I’m going to need a search party asap!1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
I’ll leave the tie on if you leave your heels on. Go team!!!!!4mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
We only have 10min. Let’s hurry and get you out of your clothes (40)1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Today’s special is Cream on the Cock. It’s freshly prepared tableside. Ask your server for more details.3mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
After I use these to make you breakfast, prepare yourself for Spanking Saturday1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Handyman plumber ready for duty. Let’s address that wetness you mentioned in your service call.2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
I have plenty of cardigans to choose from when you come over. Let’s cardigan cuddle!!!1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
You are cordially invited to the sweater party! (Sweaters only, please)1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Need some in-home cleaning? No job is too dirty 😉4mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
Don’t forget to RSVP to the No-pants Party. Fun guaranteed.11mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
If you find a shamrock, don’t forget to keep it in a special place for many joys and pleasures.1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Team effort: Santa is in charge of presents under the tree, I’m in charge of stuffing your stocking. Happy holidays!3mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
You called and mention something needed pounding. Show me where and tell me how hard. My tools are ready.4mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
I’ve got some fun ideas involving this tie. Care to find out?2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/Beardsandboners
I’m so excited for the new mod team additions that my pants flew off!11mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
This cookbook is loaded with cream-filled pastries to make. Wanna be my baking buddy?2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Studies suggest that less clothing leads to more productivity. Let’s bang out your to-do list together.1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Donut worry, it’s cream filled just the way you like it.1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
You are cordially invited to join The No Pants Club. Our first meeting will take place in my bedroom in 5 min. See you there!2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Captain Cuddle needs a naked cuddle buddy. Wiggle them cheeks on in here.2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
I enjoy washing dishes. Got any other tasks for me that are hot and wet?2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
If I were stuck on a roof, would you help get me off? (42)2wk ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Can I still offer you an invite to the “party in my pants” if I’m already naked? (40)2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
I’ve got a long list of games we can play on this bed. Clothing optional 😉2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
You are invited to my pajamboree I’m hosting in my bedroom. Games and snacks will be provided.2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
“Attention shoppers, clean up in aisle five. Watch your step”2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
You bring the cake. I’ll provide the frosting. (Cake Day post!!)1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
I’m all bundled up in my mittens, scarf, and hat to come over for holiday festivities.2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Apparently, this is the face I make right before I blow my load 💦💦💦(try not to laugh!!!)1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
Send help! This thing has lasted longer than 4 hours!9mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
It’s officially cardigan season again! We can share mine if you’d like.6mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Softie Saturday - Take me home and watch me grow.1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
Hop on. You’ve got time for a quick ride, right? (See you all in a few months)1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
Legend states that licking the ShamCOCK will give you loads of good luck2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/Beardsandboners
Happy Friday! When “Working for the Weekend” comes on, the clothes come off! Got a record player in your bedroom? 😉2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
It’s my first ever Cake Day! Bring some of that sweet sugar over and let’s whip up some batter 😉2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
How about you snuggle in and I tie the belt around both of us? We can call it The Coitus Calzone.2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Here’s a secret: I can go from zero to 60 faster than you can say “cherry pie.” Hope you’re prepared.2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
Are we still on for our ice cream date? Pick you up soon! (M)2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/strikeaposegw
Care to enjoy a different type of after work happy hour? (40)2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Sporting the official uniform of Captain Cozy. Snuggles to the rescue! (m)2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/strikeaposegw
Feel free to slide those down a bit more for me.2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/u_cinnabonxtrafrosting
I’ll take a smooch there, and there, and there, and a little lower down there please (m)2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/strikeaposegw
I’ve got some fun ideas with this belt. Care to find out?2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/Hippys_Hallway
This is a big bed. “It’s makin my head spin with how many activities we can do”2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/Hippys_Hallway
If I were stuck on a roof like this, would you help get me off? (42)1mo ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild