WTF is wrong with city planners who do this? This same town also has an intersection of Terra Cotta and Terra Cotta, as well as Lake and Lake. 🤦‍♀️

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The most dangerous part of a gecko ... is its mind.

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And I'm keeping the jewelry!

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No caption required.

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Left my house at 6:40, was home on the couch with a glass of champers by 8:30. Sometimes Shipt doesn't suck. 😂

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I had just gotten to BWW for a DD order (that wasn't ready) when this popped up. I've never dropped a DD order so fast. 😂

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If only they all could be like this ...

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Was doing a stacked delivery, and tripped on the concrete steps leading to front door at first dropoff. Lots of blood. Sent this text to dropoff #2. Not all customers are dicks. 👏 And DD paid me the full amount, which was nice. Unfortunately, I think I'm out of commission for tomorrow. 🤦‍♀️

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Is it that you can't fix it, or you won't fix it? 🙄🤦‍♀️😂

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That's what I'm talkin' about! *Bows*

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Cheers to the $0.22 tippers. 🤘

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I drove to the store, picked up her bananas, and then she cancelled. I'm not complaining. 😂

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9.4 miles and no tip for 3 packs of White Claw. Does it get more Karen than this? 😂

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$20 promo and still (technically) within the delivery window. Left my house at 8:55 and got back home at 10:05. 💪

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Because of course I should go up this 4-lane divided highway and then make an illegal u-turn instead of just going straight over it. 🤪

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I don't have any cash, but this is worth ten bucks. Hey, works for me! 😂

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That huge, overflowing cart I posted? 'Twas worth it. Took me about 140 minutes with travel. 💪

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Well that's a nice surprise ... 🙂

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Arbitrary milestone passed today (100 orders)! 😁

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Not a bad day. I might even just take the night off from DD.

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Like a boss. 😂

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Make sure they pay you what you're owed. I spelled out the weight in my initial message, then he comes back with the canned response of how heavy pay is calculated. So I said it again.

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Shipting like a boss - 5 $20 promos today. The $35 order gave me $20 in cash because her driveway was covered in snow, and the last order handed me $28 in cash and said, Here's some money. In fact, the only one that hasn't tipped is the large order that went to a super fancy house. Go figure. 😂

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Wind chill of -51. What kind of sadist does this??

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And I wasn't even done yet ...

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When you get a $5 tip on a $371 order ...

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9 hours grind. $280. And I had time to stop for my free birthday Starbucks drink. Not too bad. Would have been good even if IC guy hadn't given me the killer tip.

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New zone coming to far NW burbs of Chicago. All the possible restaurants are in the circled area. The rest is 100% residential (and not dense residential). Really odd boundaries on this one.

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2 things ... 1 - They're lucky I have a kickass hot bag; and 2 - Steak n Shake is really not that good.

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My first 4 orders. I definitely don't expect $40+/hour all the time, but I'll take it! Better than Shipt so far, that's for sure.

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$6.95 to take a single smoothie 2.9 miles. Sarah seriously wanted a smoothie tonight. 😂

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The only way to do the tiny orders. Walked into the store at 9:55, pulled into his driveway at 10:18. 😂

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OKAY, dude. I GOT it. 😂😂

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