Since we're all trying to cash in some karma on one-time characters. Here's my favorite.10yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/futurama
So I said to him, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that. 12yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They are not a logical race, Wise One! They go around chopping down trees for tables, when they have perfectly good tummies to eat on. How logical is that?10yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/southpark
Whenever I see Jesus up on that Cross I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot...11yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/southpark
Alright, here's the 4-1-1 folks. Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these.13yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Told mom to f-off. I'm staying home from church today and playing this.11yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
(Serious) ( ° ʖ°)Made this [One Click] after I saw some blasphemy on here earlier. (OC)10yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Just got back from a mission. All the hungry children were like this.11yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Ow, ow, stupid trash, rotten, stinky, hate world, revenge soon, take out on everyone...12yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I want to help you... George Washington? Man, even your dreams are square.13yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.12yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?13yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How I feel walking up to church when my funDIE mom forces me to go.11yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.12yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low. 12yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Excuse me, but proactive and paradigm? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that... I'm fired, aren't I?13yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of...yep...zinc.13yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
DAE see this Ph.D in professional quote making and fedoras unleash loads of Bravery on facebook? (LGBT = atheism)11yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch, bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group?13yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I like rubbing people's feet. Corns and bunions are a treat. I can give massages well. If you know why, don't ask don't tell.12yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hmm, looks like we're out of corn pone, fat back, hard tack, fat pone, corn tack...13yr ⋅ ChurdFurts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
