I suspect nitwits may not be so useless after all.

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I've decided to give my husband difficult information exclusively in meme form

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My 4 year old didn't like her Chili. I told her I wanted no complaining.

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I've been struggling with depression and bad choices recently. Yesterday I returned from a refreshing wilderness trip and was greeted by happy garden goodies including this beauty. Made a simple lentil curry over potatoes with grilled eggplant, green tomatoes, and okra. I feel ready to hit reset!

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Not the most beautiful but the flavors in these tostadas were great!

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I discovered on my trip that all the houseplants I killed over the years had reincarnated to Puerto Rico and were living happy lives without me.

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I feel like MAYBE we're starting to see progress? 190 to 163 today

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I love making bowls when I'm short on time and long on random crap. :)

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I was calling this a chimichanga but my family feels those have to be deep fried. So... Grilled burrito?

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One of my favorite weekly preps. Za'atar eggplant slices to use as sandwich fillings throughout the week. :) Delicious on a sandwich with white bean Mayo.

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This taco soup was so thick it ate like a dip. :)

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Thought you all might like the fruit fabric I just got for my family's summer mask collection. :) I'm excited about the avocados and the cute little pink apples. :) Maybe we'll get people hungry for nature's candy!

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🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year! 🎶

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This sandwich was amazing

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This beautiful girl just sits on my lap like this, looking around cutely. <3

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We can still be festive AF

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I've been feeling uninspired lately. But then our snow peas went crazy and I just had to have sesame ginger noodles with them.

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Two successful experiments! Tropical themed burgers on whole wheat tofu rolls. (Plus lime date oatgurt red cabbage slaw)

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I live in a pretty densely populated neighborhood in a city. This bald eagle was just chilling in my neighbor's yard yesterday. I feel like it's got to be due to reduced human activity.

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We aren't religious but love a fish fry. Just saw this in my area! Are you guys seeing any shifts in traditional things towards vegetarian versions? I hope this is a trend.

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The winter is long and hard

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Carried on our Easter traditions without leaving the house. Baskets from curtain and duvet cover, Easter whales from upholstery scraps and old clothes, girls designed their dresses and used old clothing, scraps, and a bed sheet. I filled real eggshells with chocolate. Maybe a new tradition!

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Things have been working out lately! Bean balls in homemade BBQ sauce, truly crispy potatoes, and cashew lemon garlic dressing.

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Sorry the buns aren't compliant, but everyone should be eating these burgers! Black olive and lentil burger with smoked eggplant.

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Things are TIGHT. Need to leave Jan 3rd. Just discovered I was hit while parked. Old class b+ with liability. Any way to get this safely drivable on my own?

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Talking to my keto friend about our weight loss and how much she misses carbs and I'm just sitting here eating a bean, rice, and potato taco made from left overs like a starchy jerk. ;) WFBP rocks.

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I made a cold bowl to pick at on another hot day

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I used a Florida avocado that seemed less creamy than a hass to make this dressing. Boy was I wrong! Look at the crazy fatty glaze on this salad!

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The sign at world's fair donuts

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I just bought this from a kid at a friend's party

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I guess this is Gardener's Pie? It was delicious.

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Our little love on her first multiweek trip and first time in the desert. She thrived on hikes, was a good sport about capsizing as I scrambled on trails, temperature swings, odd hours, dust/sand storms, limited cage space and toys, and even showcased a new alarm sound when a coyote tried to get in.

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Ham egg and cheese with French toast bread

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Beyond Meat at Aldi. Plus a bunch of featured vegan products in the ad. This. Is. Huge.

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I used to LOVE grilled scallops. King oyster mushrooms fermented with seaweed and grilled with pepper are just like lemony amazing scallops. And significantly cheaper as a bonus.

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I think I'm getting sick so I prepped all dinners for the week plus some stuff for people to snack on. And I remembered to responsibly start ferments to replace what I'm using now.

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Cranberry pecan mustard sprouts and quinoa with white beans and fresh sage. Autumn is awesome.

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My spike moss looks like Morris Moss

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General Tso's seitan over brown rice, sesame zucchini, and veggie stir fry.

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they look like they're locked in an embrace (not my pic)

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Big ole burrito bowl. The cilantro lime rice and shredded romaine are hiding in there under all the other goodies.

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Brunch bowl

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I made this delicious grilled veggie sandwich today

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Chicken of the woods mushroom! Plus pasta and grilled romaine hearts.

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WFPB spaghetti and meatballs with pesto veggies

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Trying to make new favorites for camping season to replace the processed meat based stuff we used to have. Thoughts in the comments.

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The only things left to check off on my daily dozen were berries, nuts/seeds, and flax. These berries are frozen and it is scratching the ice cream sundae itch. :)

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Thought you'd like this balloon animal a guy at the Farmer's market made for my daughter today.

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I know smoked food is a bit of a no no health wise, but still... I smoked these assorted squash seeds when I was doing pumpkin and they pair perfectly with raisins.

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Butternut squash soup with crispy tortilla strips

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Left over (fake) brisket from my smoker and polenta with an egg and hot sauce.

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Thought I'd share our to go PPE set up. This is kept by the door so you can get what you need along with shoes, hats, jackets, etc. Basket is gloves s-m-l, dirty bags, sanitizer, insect repellent, sunscreen. Bin is adult masks, adult filters, kid masks (filters tucked to the side), surgical masks.

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Camping breakfast: last night's chili with an egg on it

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Failed hash browns became successful veggie burgers!

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My ten year old bullied me into making this. 😂

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This beautiful vintage looking fixture is in a house we just bought at auction. Anyone have any idea about it? St Louis, MO. Small, single story home by the river.

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I did it! I finally successfully baked bread!

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Greek night! 358 calories.

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looking for interesting ideas and inspiration to replace the missing black key on this 1930s accordion. I can glue onto the wood that remains. Hit me with your creativity!

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Creamy broccoli soup (recipe in comments)

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173 calorie lunch. Smoked tofu, fermented mustard, spicy bbq, and alfalfa sprouts on whole wheat.

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I made 2 bottles of this when the US announced our first case of covid 19. I drank the first bottle when the first person I know died from it. I'm saving this one for when I feel like it's over. I know it's going to age for a while but I'm starting to feel like I'll actually get to drink it!

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We got Sweet Pea this afternoon. She's warming up to us a lot faster than we expected. She's just the sweetest!

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Found these today. They're pretty tasty!

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[OC] My 9 year old drew this today

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Asked my daughter to draw what was bugging her. Thought you guys might commiserate.

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These are worry dolls. You're supposed to put one under your pillow for each worry you have so it won't keep you up. My daughter puts one under her pillow for each hallucination/delusion so they won't get into her dreams. They're cute little guards, aren't they?

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HUGE slice of cheese pizza! Sooooo filling!

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Thought you guys might be interested in this.

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PSA: these exist and are dangerously refreshing.

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Any idea what this is? Missouri, US

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These guys in their emergency tank after a massive aquarium rescue today. I think I'll keep them! <3

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PSA: if you have pawpaw trees in your area, they are about to ripen. If you've never had one, the large ones are about 80 calories and taste like custard. :)

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I made this delicious Frankensushi California dog for a pescatarian who showed up to a hot dog grill out

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If you like shirataki noodles but not the price, check out an intentional or Asian grocery. These were between $0.89 and $1.69 each

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I'm trying to get my pantry and life in order with some new IKEA bins. Apparently I've got a simply massive stock of nuts and other things. How do you guys keep all this food from exploding while maintaining a variety in your diet?

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Vegan steak under 300 calories!

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My poor sad empty tank! Husband overfed my fish while I was camping, cycle crashed, and every little life was lost. :( The new water is almost cycled. It's going to be hard to start over.

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It was a drizzly, chilly day and this was super comforting. Bean meatloaf thingies seasoned like goulash with mushroom gravy, baked potatoes with cashew avocado cream, and roasted cauliflower.

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Each one of these biscuits is about 38 calories

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These onigirazu type breakfast sandwiches are fantastic to have on hand for any meal. 190 calories

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Plcn flt

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Possibly the finest

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So I've got a little container garden in the works....

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Left over Halloween chili had plenty of protein and fat. Still I felt compelled to...

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It's stew season!

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AMAZING Brie and mango quesadilla with avocado cucumber dill salsa. I refuse to eat non fabulous food!!!

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Sparkling carrot wine

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148 calorie summer breakfast of polenta and egg

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Trying out eggplant bacon on this BLT with egg. 220 for a really filling sandwich

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Not sure why the mom threw this guy out but I'll see if I can give him a shot. In the meantime, behold the cuteness!

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450 calorie pita dinner

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Horseradish and hard-boiled eggs on cucumber crackers. 80 to 100 depending on your eggs

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Surprisingly delicious lunch under 200. Taco sprouts! (Recipe in comments)

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Think she was a pet? She's been at the fairy house tree at our neighborhood playground the last 3 days.

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Approx 300 cal burger. Butternut squash for the win this season!

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Why would they be stressed? Details in comments.

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Serviceberries are so fleeting. This year we made a pie. :)

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My 7 year old wanted holiday hair. Now she keeps calling herself The Christmas Miracle. Kids are weird.

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Not sure if this belongs here, but this is my kids' spice rack museum from our travels.

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If you've got a dehydrator try throwing some cucumber slices in it. They're great with hummus!

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FINALLY got the impossible Whopper!

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I don't know why but things just taste better after the wait!

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Got this toddler plate to help me only eat half of dinner at a time

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70, 80, and 90 calories per piece! Hello warmer weather. :)

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Had a crap day filled with rude people. Smiled to come home to a glittery secret Santa card. Then I opened it and. .. Well. . . Totally tearing up right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.

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Why I love backpacking! Several days of this means I can pretty much eat what I want!

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Palak aloo and super thick dal all made oil free

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Finally! Some girly super hero undies!

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Veggie sloppy joes with mexi cauliflower rice. 300

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These sweet potato nachos were so weird and so good!!!

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I finally figured out a wfpb biscuits and gravy recipe that I love!

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Oh my god a rat! Oh.... wait. ...

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My husband's first deer, my first home processing. Tonight's dinner was absolutely delicious.

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I ate some fries before the photo, but this 1300 cheese steak sub with Buffalo sauce and fries was pretty amazing.

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Can I get into this nest to see what the current situation is or will that stress everyone out too much?

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1278 calorie day that felt anything but deprived

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If you have a dehydrator, check out egg white chips

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I tried to use a tofu press for the first time today. Extra firm silken. Any idea on how to keep this from happening?

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My kid picked the Chinese buffet for her birthday. OMAD was made for this!

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St Patrick's Day dinner: 273 calories

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My fat cat husband says we need a new spatula

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104 calorie Thai chili veggie stir fry

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After a grueling battle with some horrific white crap that covered his eyes and body, he's doing great. then I see this. hole in the head?

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Kimchi fried cauliflower rice with Korean inspired BBQ jackfruit and egg. 323 calories

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She's still in the hospital after a dog attack. Missing her today and just wanted to share the cuteness.

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320 calories for this feta omelette and 2 bowls of beet cucumber gazpacho.

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Won tons/pot stickers vegetarian and about 25 calories each

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I'm like an evangelist for BSFL, so I thought I'd share my setup. I live in an apartment. This is totally doable! Details in the comments. This set up makes approx a gallon of waste disappear each day.

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For tacos:I cut my ground beef with Zucchini and my cheese with carrot. Anyone have other stretching suggestions?

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122 calorie lunch that I couldn't even finish. So creamy and good!

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One of the goldfish died oven Thanksgiving. :( This bean plant was not sad about it.

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Flames from the Park fire visible from Vandeventer

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It's not the luxurious hair you usually see around here, but I'm happy with it. I finally got the dark in places/light in places blue-grey color that I feel reads as natural blue.

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She's smitten with this one. Solid is her name.

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Summer time girl

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200 calorie chili dog that I brought to my kid's game tonight

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Chili and hot tamales! Recipe and notes in comments

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Just came across this of my old girl, now deceased, pretending to be anti virus software 6 years ago.

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About 50 calories each. Pineapple pops with spinach.

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185 for pizza and salad. Vegetarian.

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[GOURMET] Are there too many fruiting at once? If so, should I be doing something to help? (Pink Oyster)

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My 2 year old's first compost harvest from her first worms.

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This sauce was amazing. I'm a slow phone typer... Recipe pending!

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Easy and impressive tasting fish biryani. $2.05 per serving. $1.72 if you skip the veggies.

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Vegetarian veggie hash for one or two

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The humble BLT

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Leg bands for ID are like SO last year.

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Lightly breaded tilapia on cauliflower mexi rice with mango peach salsa. 272 calories

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I tried to be a madlass in response to a paternity scam text. Ended up sending a dick pic to an old friend telling me he's had a baby.

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