My 15 year old cousin’s online girlfriend left him. His timeline is a gold mine of this stuff1yr · chrisaed · r/im14andthisisdeep
Found in my Newspaper's advice column. Hard choice between here and Nice Guys9mo · chrisaed · r/ihavesex
...For God’s sakes Hank, act like adult man. And keep it down guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on Vintage Camaros and ive been on the same dang page for 20 minutes.2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Hi, my name is Ladybird. I like long walks, my arthritis medication, and two cups of kibble a day. I'll try to outsmart you and get three cups, but I know you're too clever for that, Ms. Platter2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Mods are asleep, time for a late night stickin’ fight at the lumber yard.2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
“I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all. Furthermore....”2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
...A nefarious government plot to store the nation’s Silver supply in our mouths. children, I implore you, rip out your fillings! You’re listening to 24 hour gribble talk, serving the tri house area.2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Dale's Chemicals from season 7, 2003: Diazinon was banned by the FDA in 2000 for causing mutiple, massive bird die offs, the top right looks to be Atrazine, a weed killer used in the southwest, now referred to as the 21st century DDT and found in most all drinking water. No wonder Dale is... Dale.5mo · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
“Strickland Propeen does not have a vending machine, It smells, and I thank God every day I get home that I didn't get exploded. The end.”- the Flyin’ Hawaiian2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Know your rights M'Lady? *raises sign and looks down* w...w...would you be my prowperty? UwU11mo · chrisaed · r/justneckbeardthings
I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an admirality court. An admirality court signifies a naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialled twice. That is all. Furthermore...7mo · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Found a neckbeard, circa 2005, in my senior class. Back then we called them Yu Gi Oh kids1yr · chrisaed · r/justneckbeardthings
My sis started dating a dude and i went to add him on FB. Decided against it M'Lady1yr · chrisaed · r/Cringetopia
Clockwise from top: Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Brittany Murphy (Luanne Platter) Mike Judge (Hank Hill) and Tom Petty (Elroy “Lucky” Kleinschmidt)2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Apparently, Drug Running, Gun Smuggling, Human Trafficking Outlaw motorcycle gangs are the RIGHT side for this Republican hopeful9mo · chrisaed · r/PoliticalHumor
Albino Hagfish brought up from around 200 Fathoms, first one ive seen after 2 years and millions of Hagfish2yr · chrisaed · r/TheDepthsBelow
“It’s times like these I like ask myself what Would Jesus Do. You know what he would do Hank? He would grow up.”2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Of course Trump is Authoritarian, thats what you want in a strong leader! You FASCIST!3mo · chrisaed · r/SelfAwarewolves
GRAPHIC IMAGE: Man physically assaults preteen boy in front of Texas Social Services investigator... No charges were ever filed.2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Hang on there mister, I wanna talk to ya bout that fancy hat you got on your head there...2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Its 50 degrees in DC, and she comes out red and sweating, ranting about being kicked off committees. Wonder if shes mad?1mo · chrisaed · r/PoliticalHumor
“1984 to present: Gribble and Sons Propane, Yuma, Arizona. ....Dale, I've known you since we were in first grade.2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Pssst... The Alley is asleep. You fellas wanna join me for a health film? I know the good ones...2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
US Astronauts aboard the MIR space station with Russian Cosmonauts, enjoying Conac Brandy a few hours after a fire nearly destroyed the station in 1997. NASA fought the release of the photo as it showed drinking in space, against NASA rules, until it was obtained in a FOIA request a while later10mo · chrisaed · r/mildlyinteresting
Put on your fancy clothes, hop a greyhound to Dallas, and buy every pill, pipe, powder you can find, see? You spread the stuff around like roach traps, then we'll get that boy hooked again.2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Jesus Jesus Jesus here, get back Satan, get back there! Jesus loves and Jesus saves, JESUS JESUS PROMISE LAND!2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Anti Vax, Pro Trump protest group screaming about 5G and vaccine damage outside Ohio Statehouse today11mo · chrisaed · r/vaxxhappened
Less than 3 months on reddit, im convinced God has abandoned us.2yr · chrisaed · r/justneckbeardthings
From the book “Diary of a Supreme Gentleman” and no, its not satire.2yr · chrisaed · r/justneckbeardthings
🎶Manitoba is the brand to smoke, You'll enjoy it toke for toke, Don't worry...Keep Smoking🎶2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
A metal detector?! The detector would go off constantly due to the high levels of Extraterrestrial Alloy in our soil, which acts as a homing beacon to the Martian Capital of GRRRRPFFTTBAHPGLUUP...City.2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
All right here's the deal. I don't believe in that gobbledegook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize, or molest me.2yr · chrisaed · r/KingOfTheHill
Apparently a Hun can be held legally liable for false claims about a product, even if they’re just repeating company “facts” source in comments2yr · chrisaed · r/antiMLM
