Most people don't realize their chakra's in another universe. Don't be dumb. Call now.4yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/AtlantaTV
Well, if you're going to take a pregnancy test, you're going to have to pee. Let me get you some water.5yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
Well, if anyone asks, I'll just explain that I'm banging my dog. That should stop the questions.3yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
Uh, well, the, um... uh, How-how-how do I say this? Uh, the... the one with the straightest hair. She's uh, the one on the end, there. I mean, if you were handing out sunscreen, you’d give it to her first.5yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
I don’t like the last half. It’s not as effervescent. Nope, the bottom’s not for me. I’m what they call a ‘top.’2yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
*SNIFF*Gah,Ifeel,like,superdisconnectedfromthefamily.Imean,Haleysaidthatthingaboutmebeing'nearby,'anditgotmespinningoutandIfeellike - hold on -*SNIFF*IfeellikeI'mtryingtomaketheganganewfamily,butthe'Razor'thing,Imean,it's-it'sjustnotahomerun,yet.5yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
Hey, Jocelyn, good news! I can still throw goldfish crackers into your cleavage!5yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
pre·scient /ˈpreSH(e)ənt/ Adjective. Having or showing knowledge of events before they take place.5yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/AtlantaTV
Unhand me, inebriated temptress! I shan't waste an ounce of wiener on you!5yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
The final key to Clooney is resisting his charm. Men and women alike find it irresistible and kiss his ass until they are sucked inside. Butt, if you stay out of his ass, he will pursue you until he is all the way up yours. Here is diagram.5yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
Remember - behind every blade of grass is a voice whispering, “Grow.”5yr ⋅ cholotariat ⋅ r/americandad
