I love Commander Data so much.

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Ever since I was little:

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Oh hey, something I relate to.

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Any other girls feel this? Or just me?

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Staring off my workday by happily listening to Macabre.

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I would LOVE that.

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Oh look, it’s us.

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I always took pride in being ‘the best behaved’...

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I still do it as an adult.

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It’s the truth, though...

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My brain: *silence*

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Shout out to the people who had to be adults until they felt safe enough to be kids.

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This was 5 minutes ago...

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I have to know.

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They are good though.

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I’ll never forgive this.

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That would answer a lot...

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Being forced to participate at family gatherings:

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Am I doing it right?

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The sting is so good.

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*Resting bitchface while I text him heart emojis.*

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I shall dub thee...Toffee!

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All boys are valid.

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Hand flapping and growling/buzzing to be specific.

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One of us! One of us!

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I do it.

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I don’t care how hot it is, I need my dark, concealing clothing.

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Grilled cheese and fruit snacks, I love you.

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Damn my ASD...

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Filthy casuals.

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Being hypersensitive and having ADHD:

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Even the teacher.

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Actually thought I was a psychopath before I learned what autism was.

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It’s a nice gesture but no.

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I could have so much more fun without these constraints.

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Evil self care is vital.

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They do not forget...

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What do you want from me?!

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I was looking for jacket patches on Amazon and found this.

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At this moment Toffee realized the treats in the carrier had been a trap...

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Well it’s my cake day. Who wants a slice?

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“Stop it.”

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It felt like being held hostage.

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It triggers my fight or flight response.

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And only the right one.

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I can’t stop it.

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This ain’t good.

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Which one of y’all did this?

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It might not sound that bad but I was NOT ready.

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Name ideas!

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Who put that there?

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I’m not the only who gets them, right?

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Why?

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It defies my very nature.

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So long as my tone is right, they won’t explode on me.

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Like getting shot in the head. What could it mean?

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I just need to be sure.

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✨Actually happened✨

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I made myself a bead jar to satisfy my brain’s primal need for pretty click-clack rocks.

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Being a barista is my nightmare job.

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A beehive is what hell sounds like.

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Those who can’t do, teach.

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So is it just me or no?

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The only time I’ve used mass in my entire life.

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What do you mean we don’t remember?!

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*Chef’s kiss* Magnifique!

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Finally got something good to say:

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Chick or dude, we all feel this:

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Anyone else ever have a survivalist phase?

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Really hoping this joke lands...

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Anyone else ever feel like they just nearly imploded?

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Must squish bread!

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I don’t get it.

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Good to know that Lucy still looks as stunning as ever...

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I don’t think there really is, but it FEELS like there’s a piece missing...

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I’m still gonna try, though.

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Genuinely, does this happen to anyone else?

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Just give wild animals their space and we’ll all get along just fine.

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One of the few good things about this year.

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