so cookie, do you like ponies? uh, no. i'm almost 16. oh. so what do you like? cocaine, and stuff. yaaaaaaaay!4yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
oh god he's looking, say something! *claps* that wasn't saying something, that was doing something. clapping! atta girl.4yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
ah! i saw it again! you know she has one, why do you keep staring at it? i don't trust it. i don't wanna turn my back on it.5yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
stan we can't just do whatever we want, we're parents. you don't think that every single day of my life i wanna do coke? but i can't because i have PTA tomorrow!4yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
oh this is my lowest maintenance character. the only hard part is chopping up my dumps into cat sized pieces.5yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
roger did you... draw that on? yes. aroused? uh-- well it's not for you!4yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
hey everyone, it's me, hayley. sorry i'm late i was doing hayley stuff. peace and whatnot. toms of mane. i'm the daughter.5yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
steven smith, i am your mother! if you don't get out of that cage, i will push you back up my clown hole, and birth you again! and name you my bitch!4yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
where did this scarf come from? oh. that was the liner of my purse.4yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
i'll tell you what it means. it means we're looking for a horny midget that plays it safe.4yr ⋅ chickenfarmer420 ⋅ r/americandad
