He was also 9 millimeters

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Southern Comforts

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Future of Stripping/Stripped of a Future

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They're just looking for a helping hand

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Catch and Release

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Cutting people off really turns them on!

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Tater Time

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On second thought, this sausage looks gross

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I'd rather the world be my Big Mac

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Now don't get all pissy about it

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Sticky Situation

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He was definitely hung

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Throw Dat Ass in a Psych Ward

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Probably still gonna try, though

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My Chemical Imbalance

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Happy Late Father's Day

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🐕🐈

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Gotta do your part

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For The Love of God

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Doing White ain't Right

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Easiest diet ever

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Don't rain on my parade

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I just ain't got it right now

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She's sticking with the British lizard

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I guess I could drink more water

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1% percent better

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It was old man Chili's all along!

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Is it that hard to make apt building numbers visible??

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I guess God works in mysterious ways, after all

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