Don't say it! Don't say it! On your left!

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I know where my vote is going.

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Wolverine... never gets old.

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I don't know who made this, but I am completely on board with this.

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A little belated Friday the 13th/Kitchen Life humor... if you can call it that.

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It certainly is... especially on days when it's just us two.

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What motivates restaurant workers.

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Day 5 of paternity leave, and I'm still not tire of looking at these cheeks.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are pantry cooks who are running around getting stuff for the line on the fly.

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An old Infinity War article just reminded me why I don't pay a whole lot of attention to spoilers and fan theories.

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True fucking story.

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Maybe not *only*, but close enough.

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Out there, they will hate and scorn and jeer!

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Finally got this hung up on the far end of the line, so anyone who looks into the kitchen can see it.

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The first time I've ever related to Anakin Skywalker. My actual experience right now almost makes me want to execute order 66.

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My friend: crap, my phone's gonna die. Me: MORE. POWER, RABBIT!

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Shasta, we are free Narnians, and we do not speak like slaves anymore.

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The fellowship crosses the mountains, we never get Gandalf the White. Fact.

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You know you do this too.

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I get that, sometimes.

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Keep it down. I drank an entire bottle of Jack last night. So did I. Then I had a few beers, went to bed, and came in this morning to prep 300 covers. - The Restaurant

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I should learn to get off the clock when I've clocked out. Drain pipe broke off the bottom of the dish machine while I was sitting at the bar. Had to turn a garlic powder jug into a drain pipe at 1 am.

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The event is tomorrow, and nobody made me change the entree's name.

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Actual true story from tonight at work.

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Even some of the trees are on her side.

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Today is my first day really looking after our daughter on my own. I think we're doing alright so far.

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Let's see if I get to keep this name on the menu.

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Not trying to advertise, or toot my own horn... but this is an overwhelmingly positive community, and I'm happy with my accomplishment today. Collaborated with this brewery to make a special hot sauce for an event next weekend, with very little instruction, and I pulled it off. Go me.

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This oddly satisfying tray of raw bacon, though...

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Wouldn't that be something?

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Of course, I'll fix their problem, but I will not accept their blame.

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Our dish washer has, apparently, decided what on the closing check list is not her responsibility anymore. This will be fun to deal with.

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In reality, this is.my childhood teddy bear alongside the one my mom just got for my first kid, which is on the way. Not gonna lie, I cried.

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All the time.

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I mean, I guess we'll see, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

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I miss my grandma. She died 17 years ago. She lived for Christmas. Every year, I make her Cherry Cream Pie, plus an altered version. I wish she could have stuck around long enough to meet my wife, and mybaby girl, and to see me become a Chef. As Mariah Carey said I miss you most at Christmas time

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It's treason, then.

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I guess I could also post in r/AmITheAsshole.

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Activate Instant-Kill?

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Always make sure your products are properly labeled.

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Real talk, this is me right now.

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Language!

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I'll see your raise on the executive smoking lounge, and raise again.

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An actual inside look at the decision making process at Netflix.

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I love when I get to have fun with specials. Blackberry/juniper cured gravlax with rye crostini, lemon lime macerated watermelon radish, black currant navel orange scanian mustard, lemon sage cream cheese, and citrus micro mix to garnish.

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Not that great a meme, but you can still add it to your collection.

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Is the meme war still going?

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Any advice? Not whining, but I'm still learning the managerial side of being a chef. These are not all that difficult on their own, but the fact that they are (for a small restaurant) large parties, grouped so closely, during our busiest night, and FOH doesn't see the problem. How do I make them see

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This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.

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I call it Battle of the Balls... which powder shall be the victor?

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My infant daughter can be kind of a dick.

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Every time.

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Merry Christmas. I hope you've all had good luck getting your kids to sleep tonight.

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I don't have a form, or any experience, but my maple/vanilla bacon fat soap with coffee grounds is cut and ready to sit and cure for the next few weeks... I'm really happy with the smell, and texture already.

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