Gul'dan: Mom, can we get a Lightspawn? Mom: We have a Lightspawn at home. Lightspawn at home:3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
His hobbies include Making Mummies and saying Our Homes, Our Tombs fifty times a day.3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Be careful when casting this spell. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Get a few of your friends together and you, too, can form your own Insane Crown Posse.3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
He does a good job. He deserves a pat on the back...Or maybe just a handshake or something.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Try this one weird trick to make you live longer! N'Zoths hate him!4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
They feast on your Mana, your dreams, and your funnel cakes.3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
And WHOSE bright idea was it to breed a River Crocolisk with a Silverback Patriarch?3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
They tried to teach him the alphabet, but he got lost at C.3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Birds of a feather eat the carcasses of their comrades together.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
And all at once, the one person still playing Handbuff Paladin rejoiced.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
If you're not completely satisfied with your minion, you may return it for your money back guaranteed.3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Now, I'm sure you're wondering why I invited you all to this Tupperware party...3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Life pro tip: Totems can also be used as tombstones in a pinch.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...shark?4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Sometimes you just need to do a little bit of self-reflection.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
She once had her picture in the school paper. That was her fifteen minutes of flame.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Why anyone would want to steal three Totemic Mights is beyond me, but to each his own.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
The shipping costs were too high to send the whole phoenix, so we just sent her spirit.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
If you want to become a Paladin major, you should expect a little bit of Light reading.3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Most often used when your Holy Light is at 5% battery life.3yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
A Murloc wielding a sword? I guess what they said is true: Anyfin Can Happen.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
They thought it was the Big Bang that caused it. But really, it was just a bunch of Shamans messing around.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Despite being called feral, he's actually pretty polite. He always minds his manas.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
Just wait until you meet his brothers, Standardtooth and Arenatooth.4yr ⋅ CheckenTenders ⋅ r/customhearthstone
