Shoutout to the PTA at my kids' elementary school for the most hilariously honest fundraiser I've ever seen.6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/funny
Got my husband into SA about 2-3 months ago. He’s reading RoW and I just got this text.2yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/Stormlight_Archive
7 days ago, my husband was diagnosed w/Guillain-Barre Syndrome & couldn't move his limbs at all. When I came to see him today, he struck this pose all on his own. As I sat on his bed & cried for joy, he patted my back... with his foot.6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/happy
Ginger from food pantry => homemade ginger syrup. Ginger syrup + SodaStream + cheap bourbon = fantastic drink!1yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/povertykitchen
THIS is the strength I want to see from police officers: showing unity while enforcing the law & keeping the peace.4yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/Kentucky
Ha! An airsick lowlander kidnapper wouldn’t be able to last 15 minutes in our presence before begging to give us our freedom!3yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/cremposting
Any model plane enthusiasts out there? There are dozens and dozens of old-school model kits at the big Goodwill on New Circle Rd!4yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/lexington
Hazelnuts, pistachios, & hazelnuts from the food pantry. I’m not a good/creative cook, but I know there’s a lot of good stuff these can make. Suggestions/ideas?1yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/povertykitchen
My husband has been in the hospital for 9 days with Guillain-Barre Syndrome. This morning I brought Dr Clementine in to take a look at the patient. (She licked him and told him to eat more crickets and greens.)6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
Spotted at GW in Lexington, KY: dozens and dozens of old-school model plane kits (almost all fighter jets). Some hobbyists are going to be SO stoked!4yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Cyst the size of an eyeball was removed from my husband's chest yesterday.5yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/popping
My 4y/o son went w/my friend to a local novelty bookstore, where he asked to get a present for Mommy. This is what he chose.8yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/funny
Exhausted Parent Cheese and Fruit Platter with Wine: Pisces-themed cheese crackers, an entire square of the finest American cheese, dried fruit, and apple slices left over from their child's dinner.6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
She's been watching my son playing with Legos for the last 10 minutes: walking around, examining, side-eyeing, and licking various creations. Her curiosity and fascination are adorable.7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
Before she came into our lives, I never knew that bedtime snuggles with a reptile could be so soothing and comforting. 😴❤️🦎7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
I get lost sometimes. I'm not sure where I go, but I'm not here. It's called puberty, Joric, and it's perfectly normal.6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/skyrim
Hm... well your bearings need to be replaced and tires need rotating. With parts and labor, it's normally 8 Dubias; but since you're family, I'll only charge 4 Dubias and 6 waxworms.7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
Clementine's latest job: Structural Compliance Inspector for the Island of Sodor Railway.7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
Found this book at a random Goodwill while on a road trip 12 years ago; best 50¢ I ever spent! (More pics in comments)6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Wanted a French press to make my own cold brew coffee; found this 8-cup Bodum chrome press at GW for $2 (retails for $40.) Thrift success never tasted so good!6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Clementine's glare of death toward the guy with the video drone at the skate park. She. Was. PISSED.6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
The look your beardie gives you when they're not impressed with the salad you give them...7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
My 8y/o son was so excited about his new whoopie cushion, he showed it to Clementine first thing this morning. This was her reaction.7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
First, she thrashed in her dig box, throwing millet seed EVERYwhere; then she upended her food dish. Now that she's trashed her tank like a rock star, Clementine looks at me with smug satisfaction.7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
After seeing so many videos in this sub of some people's choice of powerwashing footwear, maybe this might not be such bad idea...6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/powerwashingporn
In memory of Harlan Ellison's passing last week, I thought I'd share one of my favorite literary thrift finds ($.90 at Salvation Army)6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
From Habitat ReStore: two almost-identical chairs. One has legs, other is a swivel rocker. I bought another crappy chair just to salvage its swivel rocker (bottom) to put on the stationary chair. Total for all 3 chairs: $67yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
My 6y/o was so proud he learned to jump off the diving board, he wanted me to take a picture. His feelings of badassery are clearly apparent6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/funny
So I tried to take one of those cute beardie wearing a hat pics and Clementine was having NONE of it.6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
My people come from the desert, so I'm trying to enjoy the rain. Now piss off. *epic side-eye*7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
FINALLY found this movie today for $2 after searching for forever! Hilarious British comedy directed by Frank Oz and featuring Peter Dinklage and Alan Tudyk.7yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Clementine observes Adventures with Thomas the Train (as performed & narrated by Smaller Human)6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
After being in semi-brumation for the last few weeks, Clementine got out to explore and check on the weather outside.6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
A wedding guest thought that a tshirt for a judge's election campaign was not only an ideal wedding gift, but that the best place for it was in front of all the other gifts, unwrapped, with the politician's name prominently displayed.6yr ⋅ Charlie_Olliver ⋅ r/trashy
