Me sliding into your DMs.

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meirl

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So beautiful, I can die!

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meirl

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Me all the time.

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Those were the days...

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meirl

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Need that oil!

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meirl

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Those were the good days!

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They always come back...

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Who said romance is dead?

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Listen to your elders.

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Dunk your Oreo in my milk tankers.

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Garyyyyyyyyyy!

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Got hit by the Reverse UNO card!!

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Sweat home...

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Think before you speak.

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It’s really hard to put a price on nature.

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Mistakes were made.

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WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?

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meirl

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Damn, that’s deep!

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Oh, no no no no!

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Let’s have an orchestra!

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*gets played*

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You said it.

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Boners! They’re more impressive than you think.

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Someone get me that chef!

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Life in a nutshell.

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The correct way to apologise.

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Come here, imma swallow you.

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Story of my life!

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Posting whilst being high.

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Nude-zoned.

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Not even flex tape can fix that!

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Relatable, anyone?

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To be followed. (Repost)

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SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!

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Do UNISEX?

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meirl

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Now we all know...

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Well said!

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This is what the 1% watches.

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That’s a hard no!

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Weird flex, but okay!

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Makes me sad.

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A boom boom party, if you may!

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Dayum, okay!

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Accurately spotted. Why, though?

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Watch out for the splinters.

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Diamond Pickaxe >>>>>

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Heck you, smartphone.

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Still salty!

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Evolution101.

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Oopsie!

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Don’t know what’s next.

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meirl

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The only place I like Scar.

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Atleast they’re close.

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Yep! Everyone is valued.

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After.

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She’s a good girl.

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BLESS YOU!

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When you get it right...

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Had he not wished, we’d still have them! :”(

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Educating the youth about things that matter.

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Her scent...

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But the water looks just fine...

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Ummmmmmmmm...

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Does it?

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Take me NOW!

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Yep, that’s me!

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...everything is the fault of my phone. *ahem ahem* IPHONE.

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All hail the queen!

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Blessing you with her cuteness.

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Meet Lucy. A Blue-Eyed Leucistic Ball Python.

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The scoop of peaNUT butter did take an interesting shape.

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As smooth as sand.

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*snaps them out of existence*

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*mic drop*

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It’s a cruel world!

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Museum of Sex, New York.

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Smash or pass?

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Partner Found.

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*evil laughter*

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Getting friskier at every stroke.

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Mildly.

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Dickasaurus.

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Foodzone. xD

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A message to the youth.

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Laws of Nature: redefined.

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My childhood was a lie.

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Attagirl.

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Still not getting any!

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...I feel attacked.

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DilDONT.

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Do it. Feels amazing.

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Before...

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DUDE!

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Her scent was so exquisite!

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This board has a back story to it; I want that story.

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Dickachu.

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This just happened.

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DUDE!

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Life is sad.

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The match you need.

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Would you run away with him?

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Hungry?

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Visual representation of Reddit auto-upvoting your own posts.

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Yep! That’s why!

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We have found the solution, now!

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(Repost)

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It does, actually.

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What if that was your girl?

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Dedication.

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Let me in!!!

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Amen! :”(

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Legend has it that it tied the tongue of the creator into a bowline knot.

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Hi, there!

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OUCH!

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