Booker, trying to process my infant daughter (details in comments)

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Booker loves staring at ice cubes. He doesn’t lick them or touch them; he just stares and purrs.

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“Tell me something that isn’t illegal, but fees like it” - iPad, SteamLink, Logitech mouse and a GameBuddy.

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Yes, humans have been around as long as the universe

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And now for something completely different

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I saw this in a Walmart parking lot: a tractor trailer rig, towing a gooseneck camper, with a SmartCar perched in the available back space, and bikes on top of the car. Whoever owns this has mastered *every* aspect of cross-country travel.

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For all your pistol-in-a-cane needs

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In a video about bedroom layouts and zero references to video games, this brave soul bothered to share, for some reason

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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

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The F-117 is so cool! (Got to visit the AMARG this week)

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Trump receives Nobel Prize for achieve peace in the Middle East (circa 2018)

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Wife and I found this poster at “Ross” tonight

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Screw you Nike+, I ran 3 miles in the morning

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Thanks, I hate this closed caption in “Stranger Things”

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I found someone on the Copium drip who thought that “lack of training” is Russia’s only problem

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Choosy with a side of creepy! (reupload with proper name censors)

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I’m moving and am now in an extended stay hotel. This is my “network” for now.

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22 years later and I can keep this gem with me thanks to technology!

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I just wanted to play...

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Logged in with zero problems this morning. Automatic restart led to this. I expect nothing less from the world’s greatest Air Force...

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From wife’s feed. Someone who survived an MLM-onslaught!

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This was hanging on a wall in my Air BnB... I have no idea what it’s trying to say

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To solve our COVID boredom, my wife wanted to make a fort in the living room. We made a modified poster bed instead.

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JU from r/blatantmisogyny - the mod is a misandrist who thinks it’s okay to hit men without consequence

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I have to get multiple computer parts and diapers to my folks’ house for my visit next week. Stuffed all the parts into the PC case and packed it tight with 64 diapers.

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LROs feeling vindicated

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Found at an airport - for all those times when you need exactly 7 TicTacs

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I paused my game and got up to get a drink; Booker decided he deserved to be in my chair more than me

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I *am* the end-game crisis

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Officer Dependa is blissfully unaware of the other 80% of the manning that makes up the USAF (from an “anonymous confessions” page on FB)

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A closed-off exit ramp, repurposed for ridiculous ramblings

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Sometimes, Nightvale leaks into the real world

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Hello? Yes, I would like to try *all* of the switches.

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2015 to 2020

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It’s been a month and this guy still hasn’t responded. Says an awful lot about his trust in his countless followers.

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NightVale Public Broadcasting has some excellent TV content!

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Oh, you mean a ‘military base’?

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Remember folks: words are the Librarian’s playthings, so pick your insults carefully.

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From the IG page of an Army spouse. Every single post is a picture of her and a stupid caption like this.

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I just wanted to play a game...

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I barely had time to spring the trap before it caught something

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For all our PMEs...

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I’ve had this Logitech g300s since 2010; it was my first gaming mouse. It survived four moves and six months in the desert. The left click gave out today. Farewell friend...

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Wife’s bowl of forbidden candies

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“Not” is an AppleTV that I reset and removed from my iCloud account, but I can’t get rid of it in HomeKit. Any suggestions?

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Whatever this horror show is... (she’s a properly sized human in every other post)

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The trap wasn’t even properly built!

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Our cutting board fell on the floor and split right down the middle

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I tried updating this morning and got this error - has anyone else seen this error?

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Please don’t shave your head in the shower of the local gym. But if you absolutely must: please clean up after yourself...

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I love macropads

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I don’t even sell complete keyboards - where does this guy get off thinking I’ll sell him a complete board for free?

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“Bulk Deals” means you pay more to buy it in bulk, right?

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I didn’t know they had their own language

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These coffee mugs

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A Wild shiny RedBox appeared!

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This catalog that arrived at my office this week

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Beautiful car (Fisker Karma), shirty parking

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This guy at MicroCenter

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I gave my Corsair K70 a splatter-paint Facelift!

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Booker, chilling on my rig and repping some ‘visit Pandora’ travel posters

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I saw a literal Lieutenant-mobile today on base

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A friend from Highschool reached out to my wife. To reconnect? To share life events? No, of course not! To sell sell shitty “nutrients”!

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Grey, my 2015 Mazda3, hit 100,000k this week!

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We got new phone cases today - didn’t realize my wife was a Rebel sympathizer

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No, it’s okay. 5th floor fires are never a cause for concern...

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Apparently being enlisted isn’t a thing, but it could offend you (from an anonymous confessions FB page)

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I turned my Iris v4 into a dedicated gamepad and macro pad combo!

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It’s a shame how many people think that the “Resistance” are the good guys

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Getting a triple-ahegao tattoo is one thing. Posting about it is a whole other level of quality.

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Because no young person will ever sit in a bottom-of-the-barrel budget car.

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Mech keebs offer some weird capabilities

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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

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Reinhardt, perched on the arm of the couch

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Thanks guys. We didn’t want our couch to look nice or anything...

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Booker approves of my brand new ultrawide (x/post)

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No AFIs for me, I guess

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A Mazda3 with the USS Enterprise ID number, and a BMW with the Federation logo

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Pinup art is an odd thing to put on the hood of your car

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JU from r/rant. I’m tired of people just telling at clouds.

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Booker likes to make it hard to get work done

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Apple Store, Annapolis, MD. The door panels rotate into a wall-wide entrance and the lines of the panels line up with strips in the ceiling that run the depth of the store

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Bullet writing in a nutshell

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Air Force Inns, providing quality and safety, always.

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The arrows on this book

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I parked behind one of our leaders today!

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Why is the assumption that a woman is just automatically going to try to get a guy kicked out of college?!

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I used that nice HD picture on our new sign boss

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THIS IS MY DOG. HE IS TAKING A NAP. MY DOG IS ADORABLE. <awww.wav>

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I dunno what “Xocialism” is

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She jumped on the toothpaste bandwagon! And it’s impressive that she remembered the entirety of her own monologue so she could quote it for us.

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The first half of my self-isolation project arrived today!

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indigord.

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She didn’t leave any bendy couch lines, but that butt is not the same size in her other pictures

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The side of this building (Warrensburg, NY)

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Game-pads are where it’s at. I don’t type that much at my PC, so this little guy gets the center stage!

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Less than six months ago, all I had was a Razer keeb. Now, I have 6 macropads and I’m in the process of designing my own (as a gee-whiz, not with real purpose)

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Spotted on the back of a trailer on I-65S at the bottom of Alabama

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When your rank is only identified by your “name tape”

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The brass gear is turning but the filament isn’t moving. What could be causing it and how do I remedy it? (Ender 3 Neo)

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Whatever dumpster-fire brain-drivel this is. How dare you show compassion to someone!

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People have been killed for less than an anonymous internet comment

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Maybe don’t add “friends” that you don’t actually know?

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Short, sweet, and to the point

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Booker approves of my new ultrawide

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The way these circles purposefully don’t line up on this water bottle

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NotKenM on comparative sizes

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This switch panel in a bathroom I was at had claimed Kraken release if used

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Somehow, it never occurred to me just how large the PCB is for a 104-key keeb

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Clearly this is the only indicator of how humanity functions

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Probably because you don’t get hundreds of people congregating all at once in a grocery store. But also: no one is stopping you from practicing whatever religion you want, just not in large gatherings

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Lake George, NY, reflecting the purple sky of the sunset

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I AM A SIMPLE HUMAN WITH SIMPLE NEEDS. MY NEEDS ARE SATISFIED BY WHAT I FOUND IN THIS CLOTHING AISLE.

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I’m in the Deep South. It’s... different here

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The way certain words are highlighted in this email remind me of those auto-receptionists where the choices are in a different voice

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Do you like RDR2? Do you also like leather jackets?

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From the page of a military spouse. Every one of her posts is a picture of her with an over the top caption.

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Put a mirror at every sink, boss

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Forbidden...breakfast cereal?

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An email chain between my friend and me. The most recent reply arrived from the past, apparently.

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The grocery store on base lists “new age drinks” for the aisle - mostly holds soda, some seltzers

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That’s now how wrists are supposed to look... or hips...

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This triple-ahegao tattoo

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My PiHole is blocking 6x more traffic than what I'm actually browsing

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[OC] Distribution by color of the 150 ‘DropMix’ cards my wife and I have collected

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