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Flavor of the week...

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4 the win...

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The leader we need, but don't deserve...

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Not a smart phone in sight...

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They say it was not stolen but merely tactically aquired...

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Putin's Army doesn't cover dental...

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ISIS Enterprise won't be great again...

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Every sham shield can relate...

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Die!!!!!abeetus

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Don't say nothing...

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They always say they couldn't join because...

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After field shower beer...

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Strong in numbers

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The college turned him...

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Good host, offer beverages...

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I'm sure we can top it...

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Institutional Trolling

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Boys a little too thic...

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He so thirsty, they call him tomb raider...

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E4 Mafia

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Sad (Overpaid) Panda...

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So Hard...

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Functional alcoholics lead the way...

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Babyback boots...

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Get baked...

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It ain't a lie...

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Another one...

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Like the 9mm was any better...

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Multi-Purpose

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Gotta flex them all...

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Even if all you did is drop a chalk block and drip pan, you're insuring the safety of an entire country...

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Crocodile Tears...

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Is it still a felony to run the Stargate?

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Don't run!

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The best cold remedy

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Thicc

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Airforce Creed

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Hide your wife's...

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Have you seen the prices lately?

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Someone get their NCO...

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Happened in space? No documentation, denied claim...

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She's thick anyway...

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VA: PFC? not service connected...

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First time go...

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Too soon, I know...

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Spaceforce joint exercise

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This NOT a joke -Borat

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Drop zone Gaza...

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SGT Foreman, he make you cry ugly

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Girls have astrology, men and women, what's your call sign?

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Num chuck(nut) skills...

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We are cyborgs...

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Blue Falcons

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Ever seen a group a young men cry ugly for money?

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They did the impossible

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Docking The Hub

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Cherry move...

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Then first Sergeant zonks himself...

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My back always gets decked and I got 25 Airborne Ops...

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Rainbow Kills

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Key board warrior's...

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Oldie but goodie

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Oldie's...

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The illusive green Ivan caught in the wild...

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I'm old...

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Hands free, wall to wall counciling

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Shoot your shot...

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Zero Gravity or F's to give

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A chick with a looooong stick...

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Do you have a moment for our lord and savior, Roy Benavidez?

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Have yall seen prices for flight tickets lately!

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(GILF)Grandma I Like Friends

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Gifted you are, eye contact I must...

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Thank your recruiter...

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Like nails on a chalkboard...

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I can't feel my legs at stand 2... but I love it

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She belongs to the streets...

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No joint, nor exercise

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Can confirm all are necessary nuisances

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At least it's combat parked

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Dirty Laundry

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Put down a drip pan or chop block? You are ensuring the safety of an entire planet...

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The one and only combat janitor, Master Queef...

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The thousand yard stare...

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Double fisting it...

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Make it rain

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Send it

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Would you like to know more?

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ASVAB we all want, but don't deserve...

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Freedom cost a buck o five...

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POG is short for purgatory...

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Hot Extraction

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You may be entitled to compensation for exposure to the yankee

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Join the Darkside they said...

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Yall know the old man that is also known as grandpa.

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Maken grain rain...

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What that smell like?

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Now they have M4s...

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Booze allowance...

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Buck shot

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I cant feel my legs when I'm with you... but I love it

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Likes them thicc...

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AIRFORCE:Airforce gloves now authorized. ARMY:Hold my beer(or weiner)

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Screaming Seagulls Replacement

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Oldie but goodie...

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