“What if the male penis was like a tape measure, and the coil was stored in the balls, and you could pull out as much of as little as you need at a time, and when not in use, you just give it a quick tug and it retracted back into place?”3yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“A body with a detachable pumpkin head that you can throw at your foes riding on horseback”1yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The art of bliss lies in the ability of extracting happiness from simple things3yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/shrooms
Had to learn this lesson the hard way. Tried to save a dish & time by putting a glass bowl in microwave straight from the fridge.5yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/foodhacks
Found this gift card from 2007 with a $25 balance. Have spent 2 hours with techs, multiple people who said they could assist and ultimately have gotten no where. About to give up...2yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/applehelp
The reflection in my tub looks like water is coming out of the faucet2yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My husband’s grandmother got his birth chart printed back when he was just born in 1986.5yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/astrology
Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I love Nellie. So many quotable moments!3yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
“There will always be suffering. But we must not suffer over the suffering.” – Alan Watts3yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/shrooms
Vintage Taurus bull metal decorative accessory. Smaller than 1 inch across the front. Something grandparents had in a drawer. USA.1yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
I just prepared and fried up these veggie burgers but because I didn’t follow directions super closely, they’re very fragile and soft. I don’t plan to eat them until later. Any tips to firm them up at all at this point or later before serving? Thank you in advance for any help, friends!2yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/veganrecipes
Today’s run & zone minutes will not sync. Manually logged some run details in desperation. Have tried restarting tracker 2x, restarting phone, closing out of the app multiple times, turning off & back on Bluetooth. Any other suggestions? :(2yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/fitbit
They were thriving before all the recent rain. Anything I can do or are they too far gone?4yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/PlantsBeingJerks
Sold as 2cb, 2 batches tested. Left Marquis & right Mandelin. Right now what I’m seeing is the results for 2C-P-NBOMe. Highly reputable vendor, mistakes happen. Always always test!!3yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/ReagentTesting
Any other ent’s home on a Saturday night with a mocktail & perfectly content? Roll call :)5yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/entwives
Gulf coast horse pasture. These are obviously past their prime. Still good to dry or toss? Appreciate your input, friends!4yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/ShroomID
Inactive “DCK”, finally got the Mandelin to run proper test. Suspected not the chem it was sold as, now confirmed as mystery substance. ;P3yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/dissociatives
Turned the oven from 3 minutes on broil to warm then hopped in the shower4yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Constructing a gallery wall, harder than it looks. This is laid out on the floor but we’ve changed it 100 times. Please send suggestions/feedback! Plan on continually adding more photos but spacing/planning is driving us crazy.5yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/Decor
Would be so appreciative to have the hair crossing face removed and any kind of cleaning up around the background - while leaving the sweet mushies in, obviously! 🤪3yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/picrequests
I’ve been gifted some raw leaves. I’m thinking about throwing them in a smoothie. Any other suggestions or tips would be much appreciated. Yes, I’m aware I won’t get high. :)4yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/trees
Family joke. Can someone attempt to add Bradley Cooper to this photo please?4yr ⋅ CBDSam ⋅ r/picrequests
