Just read that this photo is the inspiration for San Junipero & Idk if it's true but it's giving me life today.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Cause I know this community has strong opinions about both Miss Honey and Sarah Paulson.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Who's the man? Who's the woman? Nah, I'm a where are we going again? in search of a I have all the shit we need.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
All I want in life is an Evan Rachel Wood. Is that too much to ask?6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
I feel like this makes me /more/ dateable? I'm a minimalist girlfriend.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Bad joke time: what did the socks say to the pants? 'Sup, britches?4yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
Bad Joke Time: What do you call a broken can opener? ...ready? Ok. A *can’t* opener. Can’t. Because it’s broken. It can’t..open the cans. Sigh.3yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
Recently had to break up with my vampire girlfriend. She was kind of a pain in the neck.3yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
I mean, I was born before '95 & this still feels super personal. 🤷♀️5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
My one tinder match this week: I love to laugh. Me: cool. TM: love dogs. Me: great. TM: kind of a nerd. Me: perfect. TM: just looking for a third for me and my man-- me:5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Halloween Joke Time: What did the ghost say when he walked into the bar? ...I'm here for the boos.3yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
I feel like I could have saved some scientists a lot of time and money on this one.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
👏They👏photo👏shopped👏a👏smile👏on👏to👏her👏face👏 I literally cannot handle these straight dudes right now.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Who needs a girlfriend when Google already knows me so well, amiright?? HAHA. *cries*6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Me on a first date: don't be weird. Her: Hi! Me: You a love, heart me! Am good, time hug?6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Morse code bracelet that spells I ike girls. I doubt very many people are walking around just knowing morse code on sight, but still pretty cool.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Hey, girl, are you a library book? 'Cause I'd love to check you out...ad then forget to return you and end up paying huge late fees when I finally remember, it's fine.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
I would normally make a pun, but this cold weather is just snow joke, y'all.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? Any girl she can unwrap. Ha! ...my love life is dead & puns are all I've got left, it's fine.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
Just a lesbian full of terrible dad jokes and no gf to annoy w them TRAGIC4yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
I just wanna find a girl who will look at me like Dr. Grant looked at that first brachiosaurus.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
TIL they've combined girls and corgis, and there's really not much else in the world I can ask for.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Bad joke time: A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
Why did the astronaut break up with her girlfriend? Because she needed more space.5yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
Check out this girl in a leather jacket, she must be super cool, only super cool kids wear leather jackets, it's a scientific fact.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
To do list: buy a full length mirror so there isn't a public bathroom in the background of my selfies.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
Drew some of the wlw characters I've been writing about lately.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/actuallesbians
So today my kindergarteners were supposed to make up a Dr. Seuss-type fish and give it a wacky name. One of them just brought me this.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/funny
Yep, it's officially too cold, guys. Eh--girls? You know what I mean.6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
Found this in a book today. Thought it was pretty good advice. Rules for writing [something I can't make out]: Read yourself full, think yourself empty, write yourself clear!6yr ⋅ cats_with_guns ⋅ r/SapphicWriters
