So I said I must get out of these wet clothes, and into a dry martini.6yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
TIL since stars never touch the ground, some gangsters get stars tattooed on their knees to indicate that they kneel to no one.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/stevenuniverse
When ReviewBrah's coming over to accept the Medal of Freedom.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/TheReportOfTheWeek
Store has these miniature sleeping bags to show you what they look like unfurled.4yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
At McDonald's Mortuary, your loved one's ashes are interred in only the finest of receptacles.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/TheReportOfTheWeek
Just a reminder: the Thanksgiving episode is s04e07 (and the Cheers Thanksgiving episode is s05e09).5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/Frasier
Found this ancient bag of Doritos whilst excavating my mom's kitchen cabinets.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/nostalgia
Found these empty suckers while cleaning. I guess ants found them and carried away the candy bit by bit.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Pierce's doodle in the cootie catcher was originally boobs, but the network made them change it to googly eyes after one episode.6yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/community
This is why you package chocolate bunnies in boxes, not bags: someone gouged out all the eyes.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Found an artifact from when every establishment had its own matchbooks.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/nostalgia
A new card game has randomly generated deck names, some of which have been recalled.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/funny
I'm guessing a teacher was reading Wonder out loud to a class.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/ForgottenBookmarks
Another Gravity Falls dig at Christopher Nolan, this one in the choose-your-own-adventure book.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/gravityfalls
This Active Shooter bookmark my library hands out (yes I'm American)6yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
That weird packet of dijon in Deluxe Lunchables that you had to fold and squeeze6yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/nostalgia
Ya know what's hot with Reddit's youth? The Monkey's Paw! BUY MY MEME! It comes with a free frogurt.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/MemeEconomy
I made this dumb meme that crashed and burned. Can shrewd investors cause a rally?5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/MemeEconomy
This lying Keebler elf sack-o'-shit would have us believe there's intricate fudgework under the accidental chocolate coating!6yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/OopsDidntMeanTo
This candle fell on its side behind my tv and the warmth from the tv melted it in slow motion over the years.5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
The poop toy craze has reached the girls' section. #AboutTime #EqualPoop5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Thers ders pert a smerl on mah ferce. Thernos, the Merd Tertan5yr ⋅ catprobably ⋅ r/thanosdidnothingwrong