I received this message on a dating site. I was so tempted to respond like Roger.4yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/americandad
Don't know if this has been posted here before but I feel called out right now.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Friday, my now-ex smacked me in the face. I dumped her, fled and now I'm free! Next time I'll find someone who treats me well!7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was going to go to a Meetup event for the first time today. But I felt too socially anxious and scared of getting lost, so I stayed home. I'm trying to make progress but it's not a straight line.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How do you like my inflate-double? Shari says we're both full of hot air. Haha, oh, I never envisioned my life like this, I don't know how to get out.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/americandad
I'm leaving my abusive partner at the end of the month. I'm ready to get my life back! :D7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my lovely male colleague said the women accusing the celebrities in recent news are lying and if they're not, they shouldn't wait 20 years and ruin some man's life, rape allegations are worse than rape, and I should assume all men to be good.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I accidentally made a post on Twoxchromosomes just now instead of Trollx, realised my mistake and ninja-deleted it before the trolling shitshow could begin7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW a guy asked me out in a way that upset me, but when rejecting him I said No thanks but you're sweet to ask!6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my family and people at work ask me why I don't date or look for friends...7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This Wilko's had stuffed toys occupying the vacant cashier stations7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
MRW I was reading about coercive sex and realise that's what my toxic ex did to me.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Saw this image on my Facebook...DAE feel like not raping somebody is an achievement? /s6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Does this tattoo Hayley got actually mean anything? Does it translate into an actual word or is it just random squiggles the animators dreamt up? This always bothered me.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/americandad
MRW my 75-year-old Ndad reneged on his agreement to let me start borrowing his car once I get my licence. He even asked me what car I'm going to buy myself but he knows I don't have the money to buy one.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm trying to find out the name of a barbie I had when I was younger. She is early 2000's, wearing a short, pale pink dress with dark red spots on it. She wore long red boots. Does this ring a bell for anybody?3yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/Barbie
How I feel as someone who desperately wants friends but can't help but push people away6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've recently started playing my sims game again. I've been making so many gay girls. Here they are with their girlfriends, everybody's paired up. Wish life was that easy!6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/actuallesbians
In Doctor Who Series 4 Episode 1, a man tells the Doctor he's not a cat person and the Doctor tells the man that he's met cat people and the man is nothing like them. This is a reference to the cat/human hybrids the Doctor has encountered in earlier series (Series 2 and 3).6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TVDetails
I was watching the episode with this scene a few minutes ago and hopped on Ebay to buy Dream Phone. It's not a 90's one and it'll probably rot on my bookshelf but it's important to have no regerts6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/americandad
My contract is ending soon but my company offered me another job- where I'll be doing something I hate with nobody to talk to. I'm feeling conflicted.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm watching Can't Buy Me Math, but I have to keep pausing the tv because I'm getting second-hand embarrassment for Bob's strip tease...6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
MW my friend sends me a photo of the incredibly hot guy he's been sexting7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my sister starts saying my favourite artist (who is a hero of mine) will turn out to be a sex offender, like so many other previously-loved celebrities7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're on a WLW dating app but all the messages you get are from unicorn hunters.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Following on from my Billie Piper post, here's another Doctor Who babe - Pearl Mackie7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/ladyladyboners
Seth Green. I used to have such a crush on him when he was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer...7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Someone posted about the time a hooker almost mistook him for her john. This guy felt the need to chime in.6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/NobodyAsked
This public toilet lets you rate how clean it is with smiley face buttons7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
When you're so pathetic that even decorative clothing pegs feel the need to offer advice...7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/ForeverAlone
Jackson Rathbone. He has such flawless features! Forget Edward Cullen, Jasper was always my favourite...7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Me and my mum's dinner tonight, steak with heart-shaped butter. If I had an SO, I'd buy sooo much Valentine's day stuff...10yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/ForeverAlone
Forget Edward Cullen, I was all about Lorcan Furey, from the Vampirates books by Justin Somper, back in the day...6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/AnimatedLadyBoners
Even though we agreed not to exchange gifts, my friend surprised me with a bag of presents and this card. I'm lucky to have him in my life.10yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/ForeverAlone
This train station has a poster for people to use to get rid of their used chewing gum7yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I'm friended to a lot of randos on Facebook so I'm always seeing shit like this on my newsfeed6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/ComedyCemetery
From a post that mentioned a dog that preferred a specific brand of dog food6yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/iamverybadass
I saw this in the shops a few weeks ago, broke my bloody heart. TFW you've got no one to buy this crap for...10yr ⋅ CatAndTonic ⋅ r/ForeverAlone
