I got the job! After 5 years of being a stay home parent I got my first real grown up job I’m non-binary do gender neutral congratulations please3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/MomForAMinute
I told her “your butt needs to stay in your room” went to check on her and found this her butt is in her room5yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
I thought it was wearing a hat.... Nope it’s head opens and is bloody inside4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/RebornDollCringe
She’s hidden in the same spot 3 times in a row and giggles every time I enter her room4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Whoever’s suggested spinach smoothie thanks they’re both sucking it down4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Fuck eyelash yarn once I get done with these glove my daughter begged for I won’t work with it again unless I’m getting paid a lot3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
What did I just stab my foot on? Oh my 3 year old just weaved a knitting needle into the carpet4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
After the 60 inch wide shawl on 14 in needles I’ve decided to torture myself with lace weight and 452 beads pattern on comments if you’d like to torture yourself too3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
My aunt gave me a bunch of yarn she got from a thrift store decided to re wind it from the ball it was in to see what I was working with looks like someone knit stripes and frogged it and rolled it all into one big ball3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
I am wrestling with the shawl wish I could afford long circulars instead of the straight I have but the beast is almost tamed 20 rows to go3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
Fuck you needing a place to sleep in 2ft tall and take up 90% of a king bed4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Update on my giant yarn balls I may be rolling them into smaller balls lol I can’t fit all 1000grams for this project into my bowl or bag toddler is naked again what’s new4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
Why do they keep inserting crochet into knitting patterns I knit because I don’t like crochet3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
Who doesn’t love yarn spaghetti from being lazy and just throwing balls in the bowl instead of putting them up after finishing a project3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
When you can’t find stitch holder but hubs works at a car dealership and always has free key chains in his pocket3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/knitting
So many ends to sew in the green numbers are how many stripes/how many color changes I’m almost done with my sweater dress I’ll have it done and my baby assistant helping with pictures soon4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
My 3 year old took all of her night time pull ups out of the pack and sorted them by character4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My husband complained that there was yarn “everywhere” I said it’s not that much yarn I just spent an hour rounding up all the yarn in the house into one big yarn stash I guess it’s more that I thought it was lol3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/yarntrolls
One of my pet peeves is seeing cartoons where the person knitting is holding their needles in the wrong position... does anyone act’s knit like this?4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/knitting
My daughter (4) came to me screaming “chest compressions” spinnel got struck by lightning we did chest compressions and got her heart back cleaned and wrapped the burned area now she’s home with her wives3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/DrMike
If you think keeping a mask on a 2 year old is hard try keeping a breathing treatment mask on (covid came back negative but they use these for covid too)3yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/antimaskers
