I want to get married just so I can use this cake topper10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm watching porn and a guy that looks exactly like my ex father in law appears on the screen9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Angela Anaconda. The style of drawing for the cartoon always creeped me out for some reason.11yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/nostalgia
MRW someone tells me I'm wearing too much makeup and I should go for a more natural look8yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I go in Sephora and get openly mocked about my appearance10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW i see a lady changing her tampon in the middle of the aisle in Walmart7yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I fart, queef, burp and sneeze my tampon out all at the same time9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW this 30 y/o guy i know keeps calling himself a meme lord7yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my racist dad starts cracking up because a black guy is wearing a Superman shirt and Superman isn't black7yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone on a dating website thinks helping him mow his grass is a good first date8yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when some douche randomly tells me i'm dressed like a hooker9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
You know you're in a good relationship when you feel comfortable doing things like this around them9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm constipated in the morning and have the shits at night8yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Gonna open up a bag of this when I have my 10 year HS reunion9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband catches me masturbating when I thought he was at work10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Took a really rank poop and left the restroom right as a large group of ladies came in... MRW9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I figure out my new chocolate i'm trying is made with Stevia/artifical sweetner instead of real sugar9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just used pure acetone to remove some nail polish. Didn't realize my cat scratched my cuticle open...10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my parents go through my trash and pick out things they're gonna keep9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when my family says there's no way I can eat the whole pie10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What I look like as I waddle to the bathroom after my tampon half way falls out10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW i'm on my period and I'm REALLY craving ice cream, to the point where I start having dreams of eating it9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I go to a new restaurant to eat with my SO and something seriously fucking stinks9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get a message telling me I'm an approved submitter to GoneWild after posting on TrollX10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mom hangs up on me mid conversation when i won't drop everything i'm doing to go help her with something10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my exes girlfriend messages me out of no where and goes off on me for having a relationship with her boyfriend years ago10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What I look like when I'm trying to rearrange the girls in a bra that is too small10yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, what do you guys do when you're seeing someone new and s/he drives you absolutely CRAZY? This is me during every conversation:9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I wonder what breed they'll want after they get bored with beagles.11yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/cringepics
MRW I'm sitting at my desk with my elbow resting on it and a mouse crawls down the sleeve of my shirt9yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm fully aware that the book looks kinda lame... but it was still really nice of the company to send this.12yr ⋅ CarrotsMakeMeFart ⋅ r/TwoXChromosomes
