For those who believe Candace Owens when she says she refuses to get the vaccine2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
PragerU Kids explores a different historical angle on an episode of Otto’s Tales2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/ToiletPaperUSA
“Every time a parent said the word ‘gun,’ Senator Cruz threw his head back and sang the song all over again”1yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
PragerU Kids teaches timeless American values to our children (satire)2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/okbuddycapitalist
The Texas bounty hunting website is working just fine, thankyouverymuch (satire | fake tweet)2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/Feminism
In this next adventure, Dennis and Otto travel to the not-too-distant past2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/PragerUrine
Amazon expresses its deep sorrow over their warehouse collapse2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
Dennis and Otto turn their incoherent rage against the world onto their classmates2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/PragerUrine
An oldie I never posted in this sub: AOC gets her shoes stolen in the Capitol riot2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
Ben understands unwanted urges and how to (mostly) suppress them3yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
I made this tweet three months ago and now Tucker has had a real life meltdown over M&M mascots becoming less sexy. Life imitates art!2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
MTG can’t forgive one particular element of the Cawthorn video2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
McDonald’s makes clear the proper way to draw Grimace and Hamburglar2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
Paul Gosar tweeted out that the Uvalde shooter was a “transsexual leftist illegal alien” but he’s had to restrain himself from molesting his own patients1yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
Otto and Dennis travel back in time to seek alternative perspectives on WWII2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/PragerUrine
Ron DeSantis follows up controversial “Don’t Say Gay” bill with one that ensures future heterosexuality of Florida kindergarteners2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
The Catholic Church is delighted to have so many hearts of gold within their ranks2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
Otto and Dennis travel back in time to seek alternative perspectives on WWII2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
Hillary asks voters to remember which party harmed their finances the most2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
This is the Matt Walsh tweet I posted to ToiletPaperUSA yesterday. Posting again here in celebration of Mr. Walsh’s acknowledgment. Link in comments2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
LG assures us that the natural beauty of the world is recorded for posterity in beautiful 4K UHD2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/okbuddycapitalist
Young Dennis and his canine sidekick expound on the geopolitical necessity of the Vietnam War2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
McDonald’s asks the general population to stop pretending as if they care2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/vegancirclejerk
Ben feels a touch of resentment toward his wife’s “best friend”3yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
(Concerns noted, going with original idea of it being The Onion): Greg Abbott takes his anti-trans legislation a step further2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
MTG is something of an expert on the subject, thank you very much3yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
Charlie Kirk has an alternative cure for Covid (incredibly, this one was fact-checked, link in comments)2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
Manchin has something nice to say about one of his colleagues2yr ⋅ carrorphcarp ⋅ r/PresidentialRaceMemes
