Friend saved me a branch of his amazing smelling tree. Until next year, Christmas!5yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/christmas
Woke up this morning with this weird zit on my thumb and popped it (ouch). Fast forward to tonight and it’s reared it’s head again 🫠1yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/popping
Most people like to pair wine with food, I like to pair mine with murder 😈5yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/myfavoritemurder
Christmas 1995 — all I asked Santa for is a “doe white dress” ... my parents were *not* surprised when I came out 🤷♂️4yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/gay
I put up Xmas tree (quaran-tree) during this quarantine because it makes me happy ☺️4yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/pics
Does this count? Sticks out like a sore thumb in my neighborhood amongst all the other houses...4yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/McMansionHell
Love my mom dearly but she just sent this to me in excitement... had to tell her, if anything, it is a distraction from current Ukrainian whistle blower situation...4yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/facepalm
Do I look better with or without facial hair? (also finally got a haircut so there's that)5yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
Just started talking to this guy. I hope I didn’t scare him off...6yr ⋅ Carpbeat24 ⋅ r/myfavoritemurder
