Found out today at work I will be moved to an account I don't ethically or morally agree with. For twice the pay2yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/futurama
I knew it wasn't true. The classes, the girlfriend, the sobriety. It was all a lie. That's why I wasn't surprised to read in the paper that he had OD’d not ten seconds later5yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/americandad
I have decided to go against the rules set by our new mods. Specifically rule 4. I might be banned for this2yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Sorry I'm late. There was trouble at the lab. With the running, the exploding and the crying. One of the monkeys stole the shitpost off my head!3yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
When you just ate Uter and he's in your stomach right now6yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
A broken promise is a lot like a child's pinwheel. You have to be yourself, or at least within the confines6yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/familyguy
Attempted to make a Hermes avatar. The hair sucks but closest thing to dreads available3yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/futurama
The evening began at the Gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon6yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So thou art a widow, eh? Then the codpiece holds no terrors for thee6yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I did not have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else and everyone is the best at everything6yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now all I need is millions of dollars, a gold house and a rocket car6yr ⋅ CarnalOrganicAnagram ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
