Going to my girlfriends mom's place for dinner....there's no booze in her house and everyone always judges me when I bring my own, so I'm getting nice and drunk before we leave. (Clinky Clinky)6yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
My mom was the grade one teacher that all the dads wanted their kids to have back in 198311yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
One of my young clients went as Spock for Halloween. I think I nailed the haircut, and he nailed the Spock emotionlessness.5yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/pics
Jus about to head to a wedding where I will no absolutely no one! The good thing is I always follow the James Bond rules. Be well dressed, always be half drunk, maintain a constant half chub, and be absolutely riddled with venereal diseases.6yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
We all have that one friend that doesn't drink, and just judges you all the time.....what a jerk.9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
My weekends are Sunday and Monday.....I like getting day drunk on Monday surrounded by people who have to go back to their jobs, after a pub lunch. So long, suckers!8yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
Everybody meet Tanya....she's real nice. You can feel her love, deep down in the subcockles, with every shift of her 6 speed manual transmission.7yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/ToyotaTacoma
The bride wasn't impressed with my best man speach. My beard looked great though.9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
Frig, got burned floating down the river today. Well at least my neck was safe. Happy Canada day!9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
I'm so jealous of America today! I'm only 5 minutes from the border, should I just come over, and we can drink and watch football together?5yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
Poor quality, but how often do you get to see a northern pigmy owl, eating a woodpecker, that it's just murdered.6yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/pics
Just taking a quick swellfie before I go hit the iron. Could you just give me a quick rating, so I know how hard to work my glutes, calves, and traps today thanks. Oh,10/10, fucking phenomenal...that's what I thought.10yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/Rateme
This seems fantastic, why do I have to go for dinner at my mother inlaw's, and she doesn't drink. I'm gunna lose my buzz there for sure.7yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
I got a bandana with my rum, and one thing lead to another, and eye brows are a raisin' and puppies are a blazin'! Seriously though, I'm so lonely.....don't leave me like this!!!!9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
As a barber, I get allot of practice shaping beards, pomping hair......and drinking on Sundays.9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
Barbers get Mondays off...I don't know why, I've just decided it's better not to ask. Any hooter, I'm drunk.10yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
I live in the lower mainland, and we've had like a million days of fucking rain, and now there's the littlest snippet of sun, so now I'm drunk7yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
Got into the van, and my lunch garbage was torn apart. Dexter had no idea what happened.10yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/AustralianCattleDog
That awkward moment, when you try on glasses that look like the ones your dad use to have, and then you look at yourself, and realize that you friggen look exactly like he does in that picture taken in 83, where he looks homeless, and you made fun of him for it.9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
My new passport pic, really makes look like I just killed an entire family in their sleep.8yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
Forgot my sun glasses, and had to wear my gf's, so I took a picture. Turns out it was the magic hour of lighting for my beard.9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
How many of you are doing this exact thing right now? 8:21pm, beer, patio, and a beard.10yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
Got a nice little jack spring today, on my first cast.....my hook went in his mouth and through his eye, and it made me feel guilty. Now he's half blind.9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/Fishing
I posted the full head in a bug box on here a few months ago, and it finally got finished maybe a month ago, but I forgot to post it. (Bobcat)10yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/skulls
I am in no shape for a 10 year olds birthday part. I'm hung over, my beard is nappy....its just no good.9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
This is my grandmas class photo from the 1920's. These kids were probably about 13, and so put together.10yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I'm a barber and I give hot shaves daily. I wonder if those beardless men know how I actually feel about them.10yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/beards
An awkward mirror pic, and a sad puppy pic. I also have a 6 pack, but it goes away when I drink chocolate milk.10yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/Rateme
Hello old friend. Shall we dance?! Wednesday is my day off, and I plan on getting lit right up. Share your Tuesday night drunken selfies with me!!9yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
