Ever since he was a kitten, he's always loved falling asleep using my hand as a pillow

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Just played the word sexual for 69 points in Words with Friends

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Just noticed my bathroom faucet looks pretty familiar

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Parks and Rec reference in S01E13

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Cat.

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Lines like this just never get old to me

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