Penile injuries incurred through interactions with vacuum cleaners. Vol. XXII (1930)2yr ⋅ captrehtaeh ⋅ r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
Stop trying to make Dren happen, Snookie has been like this for years.2yr ⋅ captrehtaeh ⋅ r/jerseyshore
Posted by my dad... Why must we perpetuate the myth that women are terrible for men?3yr ⋅ captrehtaeh ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
Using your bra cups as saddlebags is my favorite perk of having enormous breasts3yr ⋅ captrehtaeh ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
I'm too smart to have to read the frozen pizza instructions, said a complete idiot3yr ⋅ captrehtaeh ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My husband asked me who hooked up in the OG series, and we made this diagram. Is it accurate?2yr ⋅ captrehtaeh ⋅ r/jerseyshore
Happy Mother's Day to my poor mother who had a lesbian daughter and a feminist daughter and all she complains about is not having grandkids12yr ⋅ captrehtaeh ⋅ r/funny
