5 years ago I showed up at my dad’s with nothing but my car, my clothes, and my cat. He said, “absofuckinglutely not”. My dad asked if Panda could stay after I moved out. Panda is now eating tuna off my father’s handmade bar, because “he looked like he needed it.”1yr ⋅ captlickalottapuss ⋅ r/dadswhodidnotwantpets
“I was hoping you’d take a lesson from your more subtle gods.” “We have no subtle gods.”3yr ⋅ captlickalottapuss ⋅ r/ACValhalla
Don’t even know how he got my number. His boss was the only one with which I was communicating.1yr ⋅ captlickalottapuss ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
This is my girlfriend and her 12 yo, 180lbs Mastiff baby boy cuddling on a love seat because he still thinks he’s a lap dog.4yr ⋅ captlickalottapuss ⋅ r/aww
Yoooooo did this guy die trying out some sheep beastiality??? 🤢4yr ⋅ captlickalottapuss ⋅ r/reddeadredemption2
