I asked ChatGPT to come up with 10 headlines for The Onion

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Forbidden Broccoli

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Forbidden Tiny Carrots

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PsBattle: Bald Eagle's Nest with Ranger in it

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What is this red plastic thing? light weight, 2-3 long, no text, 3 year old was carrying around, could be from our Airbnb we are staying in

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Ken Griffin Lied Under Oath flew over the Statue of Liberty and Manhattan (sorry for the potato-quality)

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I will have You Toad!

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Elysian Cafe recently had the outside power washed and bricks repointed

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AOC helping out at the Houston Food Bank

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Restrooms Only For Costumers

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Have I got an investment for you, guaranteed 2% in a few seconds!

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Happy Birthday to the Hobokenites Born on August 5th & 6th, the 3rd and 1st Most Popular Birthdays in Town

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PsBattle: Truck with a big hole/gash in the side of it

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