Of course, it's just a joke. D&D players don't have friends.1mo ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
While women got the right to vote in 1920, it wouldn't be until 1979 that they got the right to use silverware.3mo ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Farmers recommend rotating your cows every 6,000 miles4yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
I heard Stephen King is a mothman and Neil Gaiman is a chupacabra...8mo ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Know where Shadow Speakers hide, in your mind they're trapped inside, they drag you to the dark below, the hands of time begin to slow, chased by the monsters in your head, all your thoughts are full of dread, never more to see the sun, stay alive just run run run...4mo ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/surrealmemes
ViCiOuS GiRaFf DeVoUrs PlAnE FuLl oF ScReAmInG PaSsEnGeRs6yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
Pro Tip: When you write your Twitter profile, make sure it's not too big to fit.4yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Put a sneaker on your dog's bone and ask people if they've seen a jogger hopping by6yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/funny
Save $3000 a month by eating egg whites instead of Faberge eggs!5yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Yeah, it was expensive, but sometimes you just gotta treat yourself5yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/Birdswithhats
And the #1 sign your child might be a future serial killer is...5yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/mildlycreepy
MRW I'm at a family reunion and my uncle starts fighting with my ant7yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Anyone know why there was a car in the East Race Waterway yesterday? No broken fence, didn't look like an accident.5yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/SouthBend
I'm not sure this recipe site understands what that word means...6yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/funny
A shirtless Saddam Hussein introduces his cat to Magnum P.I. (1988)5yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
MRW I realize it's my cake day, so I should probably search my gifs folder for something cool to post8yr ⋅ captainmagictrousers ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
