I'm allergic to almonds. This is all my parents will buy. They eat all the cereal I buy and leave me with this, saying I can pick out the almonds6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Uh hey boss, this powerblock is melted! Oh yeah it overheated once so now we keep it on that fan so it doesn't overheat again5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/OSHA
Just accidentally discovered, then popped, this monstrosity out of my beard. It's a single hair follicle with over a dozen hairs in it. It felt much better once it was out5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/popping
Nothing says Christmas like a buff, blue tailed, Catholic Merman with a swaddled new born baby, who for some reason is wearing a belt with fleshy belt loops.5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
The heat in California has driven me to build an ice-cooled Air conditioning unit out of spare parts.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/redneckengineering
My toenail is so ingrown, it's nearly to the point of rupturing through the front of my toe like a chestburster.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/popping
I may be jumping into the project car life with this 85 Porsche 944, depending on what my mechanic wants for it. The body is in good shape, no leaks, and he says it'll run with some hose replacements and a fresh battery. Any tips from those more experienced than I?6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/projectcar
These were both sold at the same cloth outlet, and the yellow one was slightly more expensive because it is name brand. The white one is store brand.5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Don't tailgate semi trucks. This driver (very) narrowly escaped with their life. This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood tow truck driver6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
All of you complaining about arrows in your stuff need some perspective5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
When Cripps isn't busy packing up my camp for no reason, sometimes he puts it in a neat spot. Today he found Madam Nazir for me.4yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Back with an update on the chest burster toenail. Turns out there was a second, tiny nail. After soaking in hot water the skin on the right just folded back, revealing the culprit. It popped out with a gentle tug and the pain stopped immediately.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/popping
I didn't know Cripps was mortal, or that he was $4 to respawn. He died valiantly defending my camp from skinners, so we gave him a viking funeral.5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
$20 for two offbrand nerd guns worth maybe $1 each and one $10 nerf one, with no darts for either5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/delusionalcraigslist
Guy just bought a used Envoy, made it about 75 miles and the head gasket blew, then was towed to my shop. I saw his little note after he emptied his personal items out of the back. At least he had a sense of humor about it!6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Always know it's gonna be a good day when the dayshifter who last drove your flatbed left the winch in a fuckin knot.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Hookit
Came back to my car after a long overnight shift to find this. Upon further inspection, it was so broken that it just fell off entirely.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I've seen a bunch of these and all I can think about now is how much of a nightmare this would be to put on a flatbed, since not only the hookpoints, but even the wheels are concealed5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Hookit
Alright towies, what's the silliest thing someone has called AAA/ your tow company for? I'll start:5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Hookit
F250 with a 10 lift and 36 tires, sheared all the studs off at once and sparked all the way to the shoulder, almost flipping. Driver was lucky.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Hookit
Anybody else festive? Those antlers look so tiny compared to the rest of the truck5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Hookit
I've only been clean shaven once in the last nine years, but up until now there was always something keeping me from growing it nice and long. Now, I begin the journey to a Sea Captain worthy set of whiskers.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/beards
A co-worker used my truck and returned it the next day with the winch Cable in this state. It took me over an hour and a second truck applying tension to get it untangled and properly rewound.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
This vehicle I had to tow on the night of the 4th/morning of the 5th6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My first offroad recovery from the 4th of July, lil granny hit the gas instead of brake while backing out of a driveway in a mountain town, called AAA saying it just needs a little winch back onto the road6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/Hookit
My brother and I both work at the same tow yard, and in our spare time work on our own vehicles sometimes. While dropping a vehicle in the storage lot, I noticed my brother's tires were flat. Upon further inspection the valve stems are all loose on both of our cars. This was done on purpose.5yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/wildlyinfuriating
Stumbled into a sunrise Corvette meetup while grabbing some breakfast yesterday6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This lineup of yellow firetrucks at a hotel after a local wildfire required backup from several stations6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Some vintage software gore from the launch of Pokemon Go back in '166yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/softwaregore
Local 2nd Amendment group reminding their followers to not vote for the gun-grabber6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/FellowKids
I have a whole lot of these, I used to work in a parking lot, pushing carts. This guy made my job that much more annoying.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/badparking
The way the scheduler responds to day off requests on the company calendar is appallingly unprofessional.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Ad company has a loud ad and a fake X in their name and if you tap there out if instinct, you're directed to the app store. When you back out of the store you have to watch the ad again.6yr ⋅ CapnRedbeard647 ⋅ r/assholedesign
