That same day, he opened a DeviantArt account dedicated to Overwatch porn6yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
This explains why he screamed BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST while choking Kermit to death6yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
His body is found in a blood-filled tub three months later by an uncaring bill collector.7yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
We know what your kind do at all those Hotel conventions, you sick fuck6yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
That's the 12th dead nigger so far, Bert...I guess they really can't swim!8yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
Dr. Hans Bunsen's 'Eugenerator' miraculously purges centuries of race mixing, making the perfect child.7yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
Of course, an experiment works best when repeated over and over again on numerous subjects7yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
The hardest part about eating vegetables is, of course, their wheelchairs7yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
No, Shitposting memes and pranking idiotic feminists is a PERFECT way to influence politics!7yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
You merely adopted the dark. Bertstrips was born in it, molded by it.6yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
Her song 'R is for Reparations' is cited as the reason for PBS's defunding.7yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
Cookie went to his grave wondering why anyone would make cookies out of tuna and sourdough7yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
First you people killed Jesus, now you're ruining his birthday. I hope you're happy7yr ⋅ CapnBonescum ⋅ r/bertstrips
