My wife's middle school crush, ladies and gentlemen. This guy is for real.

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Ugly doggos can make a mlem too!

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This is bird law 101, Mike! Get it together!

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The damnedest neckbeard I ever did see...

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Ibby and Schnitzel cuddle after a long day of snootin'.

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I have some very badass friends. So watch out!

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The New Old-school!

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Tree-proof invincible badass

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Finally something to be proud of in my hood!

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Taken while fishing this morning at the lakes.

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Schnitzel and her sister Zelda the sphinx <3

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Christmas NKD just arrived! (Admired this model for a while. First Microtech.)

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Unfiltered photo at the lake

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Dramatic sunset snap on the Mother Road. Sorry for the cracked windshield!

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My fiance and I were Canadians for Halloween this year!

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He was gone for a while, but he's back y'all!

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