I didn't realize my MySpace profile still existed and I regret everything

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Maybe take the pic BEFORE the game? ‘02

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My mom wants to alter my Grandma’s room divider, is it a valuable antique?

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She Peek

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I made a Princess Mononoke wall in my first apartment

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SquintyBirb

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When none of your posts make it to the front page

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BTW my IQ is 180, so how are you today?

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Prepare for takeoff!

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He's going to kill me, isn't he?

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Made friends with this Greater Roadrunner in Southern Utah

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In an alternate universe where Zeke and Jimmy Jr open a restaurant

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Space birbs

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Blurb

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No hooman, you may not sleep in

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He didn't mind me peekin' out the window at him

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Bringin' your packages and throwin' shade

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Just when I thought I couldn't love them any more, my friends posted this pic of their costumes

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UPDATE: He's going to kill me, isn't he? [All of his original posts (public) since he started messaging me]

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